{"id":40110,"date":"2016-09-29T08:55:25","date_gmt":"2016-09-29T13:55:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=40110"},"modified":"2016-09-29T08:59:27","modified_gmt":"2016-09-29T13:59:27","slug":"the-month-of-mystery-is-approaching-hallowkreme-2016-is-almost-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2016\/09\/29\/the-month-of-mystery-is-approaching-hallowkreme-2016-is-almost-here\/","title":{"rendered":"The month of mystery is approaching&#8230; HallowKreme 2016 is almost here!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It comes but once a year\u2026 The time of sexy succubi and not-so innocent angels. The appearance of glamorous ghosts, slutty spirits and bimbo curses unending.<br \/>\nThe moans from the Kreme Keeper\u2019s vault warn that more tales of HallowKreme&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8230;are just around the corner.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The month of mystery is almost upon us readers\u2026<br \/>\nAre you prepared?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What evil has the Kreme created for October? What curses will be unleashed?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The question isn\u2019t who\u2019s going to be naughty.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The question is how naughty are they going to be?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/HalloweenwiththeKreme2016-promotion-version2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-40111\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/HalloweenwiththeKreme2016-promotion-version2-300x150.jpg\" alt=\"HallowKreme 2016 Tease\" width=\"512\" height=\"256\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/HalloweenwiththeKreme2016-promotion-version2-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/HalloweenwiththeKreme2016-promotion-version2-768x384.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/HalloweenwiththeKreme2016-promotion-version2-1024x512.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/HalloweenwiththeKreme2016-promotion-version2.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Starting October 1st!<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> HallowKreme 2016 begins!<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> 21 stories of Kreme Evil<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> A special Mega Pack of Selfies and the Grab Bag!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>17 works of Kreme, the biggest HallowKreme Ever!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Tune in tomorrow when the covers for HallowKreme will be revealed!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It comes but once a year\u2026 The time of sexy succubi and not-so innocent angels. The appearance of glamorous ghosts, slutty spirits and bimbo curses unending. The moans from the Kreme Keeper\u2019s vault warn that more tales of HallowKreme&#8230; &#8230;are just around the corner. The month of mystery is almost upon us readers\u2026 Are you &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2016\/09\/29\/the-month-of-mystery-is-approaching-hallowkreme-2016-is-almost-here\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":40111,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[37,4,6],"tags":[69,63,67],"class_list":["post-40110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-hallowkreme","category-tales-from-the-kreme","category-thoughts-of-the-kreme","tag-hallowkreme","tag-tales-from-the-kreme","tag-thoughts-of-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/HalloweenwiththeKreme2016-promotion-version2.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-aqW","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":44139,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2021\/10\/02\/halloween-with-the-kreme-comes-but-once-a-year\/","url_meta":{"origin":40110,"position":0},"title":"Halloween with the Kreme comes but once a year","author":"Kris P. 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