{"id":40120,"date":"2016-10-01T07:31:10","date_gmt":"2016-10-01T12:31:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=40120"},"modified":"2016-10-02T16:13:44","modified_gmt":"2016-10-02T21:13:44","slug":"hallowkreme-2016-begins-with-a-lucky-13th-grab-bag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2016\/10\/01\/hallowkreme-2016-begins-with-a-lucky-13th-grab-bag\/","title":{"rendered":"HallowKreme 2016 begins with a Lucky 13th Grab Bag"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_40123\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/TheGrabBag13-cover.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-40123\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-40123\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/TheGrabBag13-cover-210x300.jpg\" alt=\"The Grab Bag - Lucky #13 - Vicki the Voluptuous Vimbo, The Man in the Old House, Donnie the Dimwitted Demon and Happy Hallow-Kreme\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/TheGrabBag13-cover-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/TheGrabBag13-cover-768x1099.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/TheGrabBag13-cover-716x1024.jpg 716w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/TheGrabBag13-cover.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-40123\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Grab Bag &#8211; Lucky #13 &#8211; Vicki the Voluptuous Vimbo, The Man in the Old House, Donnie the Dimwitted Demon and Happy Hallow-Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n<p>What better month than the spookiest, scariest, downright sluttiest month ever to be as lucky as a bimbo in a boy\u2019s school? This is your always friendly, sometimes frightening Kreme Keeper here to give you a very special treat, no trick, in your Grab Bag this month. Sometimes you just wanna grab more than a juicy pair\u2026 like two juicy pairs, and so it\u2019s time to get double stuffed with all the Kreme you can handle.<\/p>\n<p>Watch that sweet tooth as these four tales are so Kremey you might just go numb. From a vampire vixen who truly knows how to make sucking spectacular, to a pair of girls too old to trick or treat but plenty old enough to offer other services door to door. And who could leave out everyone\u2019s favorite dimwitted doofus of a demon, Donnie, the first two tales he ever appeared in. Naturally it all ends with the tradition of the season\u2026 slutty costumes, or at least they will be after some girls apply just the right makeup, and make it a truly Happy Hallow-Kreme.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/669609\">Now on Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B01LZ1AWY1\">Now on Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>This special HallowKreme edition of the Grab Bag includes:<\/p>\n<p>Vicki the Voluptuous Vimbo: Vicki was always the good student, the smart girl, the conservatively raised responsible one on campus. This is the story of how she became a creature of the night. Yes, this is how Vicki became a vimbo.<\/p>\n<p>The Man in the Old House: When Natalie&#8217;s younger brother reveals that the man in the old house is giving out quarter rolls to trick or treaters, she can&#8217;t resist dragging her friend Jennifer on a quest for easy money.<\/p>\n<p>Donnie the Dimwitted Demon: Some demons want pain and punishment for all mankind. Then there is Donnie, who&#8217;s always enjoyed his human friends more than any of the bullies back in hell. When Donnie invites his human friends over to a Halloween costume party, and later opens his own costume store, two hellish bullies ensure that every human will be perverted in the most extreme ways possible.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Hallow-Kreme: Brianne and Katie were simply intending to try some of the latest fad product, Hallow-cream, a safe alternative to traditional Halloween makeups that leaves their skin feeling intensely good. They never suspected that as soon as it touched their skin, they&#8217;d be climaxing nonstop and doing anything anyone wanted in order to feel those climaxes again and again.<\/p>\n<p>There you have it Readers! The lucky 13th Grab Bag!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/669609\">Now on Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B01LZ1AWY1\">Now on Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow comes the first new work of HallowKreme&#8230; A ghost called Peter and he&#8217;s a very friendly ghost&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What better month than the spookiest, scariest, downright sluttiest month ever to be as lucky as a bimbo in a boy\u2019s school? This is your always friendly, sometimes frightening Kreme Keeper here to give you a very special treat, no trick, in your Grab Bag this month. Sometimes you just wanna grab more than a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2016\/10\/01\/hallowkreme-2016-begins-with-a-lucky-13th-grab-bag\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":40123,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[59,37],"tags":[61,69,63],"class_list":["post-40120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-grab-bag","category-hallowkreme","tag-grab-bag","tag-hallowkreme","tag-tales-from-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/TheGrabBag13-cover.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-ar6","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":40110,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2016\/09\/29\/the-month-of-mystery-is-approaching-hallowkreme-2016-is-almost-here\/","url_meta":{"origin":40120,"position":0},"title":"The month of mystery is approaching&#8230; HallowKreme 2016 is almost here!","author":"Kris P. 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