{"id":40156,"date":"2016-10-10T17:10:32","date_gmt":"2016-10-10T22:10:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=40156"},"modified":"2016-10-10T20:23:53","modified_gmt":"2016-10-11T01:23:53","slug":"hallowkreme-is-infectious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2016\/10\/10\/hallowkreme-is-infectious\/","title":{"rendered":"HallowKreme is infectious…"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"The<\/a>

The InFUCtion by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

On an otherwise ordinary afternoon in a world where everyone worried about the state of the planet, the state of politics, and the state of society, the end of it all came quite climactically with a literal climax.<\/p>\n

Pleasure and the obsessive mindless need to fuck was rapid, no one finding immunity unless they avoided contact with the ones afflicted.<\/p>\n

Halloween with the Kreme explores the firsthand account of a man who struggled to survive in a world that had truly been fucked. His words tell the torture of attempting to understand and avoid The InFUCtion.<\/p>\n

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Now on Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now on Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

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For many, the end of the world came hardly as a surprise, but the way it ended definitely caught more than a few with their pants down. Although to be quite fair that was how the world ended, not with a whimper, but with a screaming moan inducing bang.<\/p>\n

I’d never been the popular ladies man you hear of, always been a quiet sort who while definitely appreciating women, never had the courage or just plain luck to fall into them like so many lucky guys did back before the world ended. After it ended, falling into women was as easy as closing your eyes and walking.<\/p>\n

Everyone talked about the climate shifting, getting warmer, but nobody considered that maybe the earth like all of us, was just getting a bit hot blooded, and eventually we’d all lose control. For me, the end happened as I was watching the news, though at the beginning I was hardly paying attention to the reporter on scene at Briarfield High School.<\/p>\n

Chet Cowell of Channel Two was simply interviewing a popular teacher who’d received an award in excellence, but for whatever reason Elizabeth Gantry had just been the recipient of The InFUCtion.<\/p>\n

That was what we came to call it, a disease that was spread by unknown means, but pretty much flew through society, driving people mad with literally the need to fuck.<\/p>\n

The inFUCtion had spread that day like wild fires in a dry forest and trust me, no woman was dry for long after that. Some of us took together, stuck it out in the neighborhood, holed up in the one home that had a high wall around the property. We assumed we could save ourselves the mindless inFUCtion if only to save some innocence and decency in the world, but all plans seemed to eventually find flaws, and so I ended up alone, with just a neighbor girl to look after, to ensure we both stayed free of that depraved inFUCtion that took over the planet.<\/p>\n

I never knew what caused it to spontaneously begin, but how it spread was easy enough, physical contact, close touch of an inFUCted person. How could I have ever suspected we both were about to find out just what caused the inFUCtion to begin… and that discovery might end our fight against it?<\/p>\n

Halloween with the Kreme visits a world torn by a plague that crashed society into a wave of orgasms, from which there might be no escape.<\/p>\n

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Now on Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now on Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

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The next treat for HallowKreme is SINtendo…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

On an otherwise ordinary afternoon in a world where everyone worried about the state of the planet, the state of politics, and the state of society, the end of it all came quite climactically with a literal climax. Pleasure and the obsessive mindless need to fuck was rapid, no one finding immunity unless they avoided … <\/p>\n

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