{"id":40266,"date":"2016-10-31T19:05:24","date_gmt":"2016-11-01T00:05:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=40266"},"modified":"2016-11-01T15:58:52","modified_gmt":"2016-11-01T20:58:52","slug":"selfies-get-doubly-lucky-on-halloween","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2016\/10\/31\/selfies-get-doubly-lucky-on-halloween\/","title":{"rendered":"Selfies get doubly lucky on Halloween"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Selfies<\/a>

Selfies from Kastle Kreme Lucky #13 – Contracted Out & Dawn of the Zombie Sluts by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

There are those stories that are hidden away within the Kreme Kollections that readers might not be aware of. Selfies is a series where the most popular of these hidden stories are brought out for readers to enjoy!<\/p>\n

Kreme Keeper here, and if you haven\u2019t gotten lucky enough this Halloween with the Kreme, prepare to get even luckier. There\u2019s just no way the Kreme can stand to take only one Selfie this month, when it\u2019s a month of madness and the moon is as full as the Kreme vats.<\/p>\n

That\u2019s right, it\u2019s Selfies from Kastle Kreme lucky number 13 and you\u2019re getting not one special tale chosen to terrify and titillate but two tales guaranteed to frighten and fondle your kinky imagination. These two tales will remind you that sometimes the most dangerous place is right where you call home.<\/p>\n

In Contracted Out, meet a young woman buying her first home, moving up in the world but finding that where she moves might just reshape her position in life, or more correctly offer her all new positions. Don’t worry though, her new life in the home of her dreams will come with a new wardrobe of clothing, outfits sure to fit the lady of the house.<\/p>\n

Then In Dawn of the Zombie Sluts, the small mountain town of Romero is about to wake up to a misty fog, though what the innocent families in that town do not suspect is that this fog results directly from a horrible crash by a truck carrying highly dangerous government chemicals. These chemicals are within the mist, the strange cloud that has enveloped the entire town and one family is about to discover that something is in the fog, something that will change them like never before.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There are those stories that are hidden away within the Kreme Kollections that readers might not be aware of. Selfies is a series where the most popular of these hidden stories are brought out for readers to enjoy! Kreme Keeper here, and if you haven\u2019t gotten lucky enough this Halloween with the Kreme, prepare to … <\/p>\n

Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":40267,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[37,60,4],"tags":[69,62,63],"class_list":["post-40266","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-hallowkreme","category-selfies","category-tales-from-the-kreme","tag-hallowkreme","tag-selfies","tag-tales-from-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Selfies13-cover.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-ats","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":41368,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2017\/11\/07\/selfies-return-to-hallowkreme-for-one-last-visit\/","url_meta":{"origin":40266,"position":0},"title":"Selfies return to HallowKreme for one last visit","author":"Kris P. Kreme","date":"November 7, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"There are those stories that are hidden away within the Kreme Kollections that readers might not be aware of. Selfies is a series where the most popular of these hidden stories are brought out for readers to enjoy! Halloween has cum and gone\u2026 but no need to feel sad. Selfies\u2026","rel":"","context":"","block_context":{"text":"Selfies","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/category\/selfies\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Selfies from Kastle Kreme #23 - Turning Tricks for Treats & Trick'er Treat by Kris P. Kreme","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Selfies23-cover.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Selfies23-cover.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Selfies23-cover.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Selfies23-cover.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Selfies23-cover.jpg?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Selfies23-cover.jpg?resize=1400%2C800&ssl=1 4x"},"classes":[]},{"id":42778,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2019\/10\/12\/selfies-return-for-hallowkreme\/","url_meta":{"origin":40266,"position":1},"title":"Selfies return for Hallowkreme","author":"Kris P. Kreme","date":"October 12, 2019","format":false,"excerpt":"Halloween with the Kreme is the perfect event to take your selfies, readers\u2026 but as the weather chills, you might just find how you look more chilling. Especially if you get as truly twisted as the girls in these two tales. Demonic costumes can be as frightening as the freaks!\u2026","rel":"","context":"","block_context":{"text":"HallowKreme","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/category\/hallowkreme\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Selfies from Kastle Kreme #39 - The Freak Show & Casting Off Costumes by Kris P. Kreme","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/Selfies39-cover.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/Selfies39-cover.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/Selfies39-cover.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/Selfies39-cover.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/Selfies39-cover.jpg?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/Selfies39-cover.jpg?resize=1400%2C800&ssl=1 4x"},"classes":[]},{"id":44280,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2021\/11\/13\/selfies-dont-forget-hallowkreme\/","url_meta":{"origin":40266,"position":2},"title":"Selfies don’t forget HallowKreme","author":"Kris P. Kreme","date":"November 13, 2021","format":false,"excerpt":"Halloween is the perfect time for Selfies\u2026 whether it\u2019s your costume or all the candy you got! Well this Halloween your favorite Kreme Keeper has a special double dose of Bimbos to enjoy. Enjoy everyone\u2019s favorite teacher who offers more than cookies this Halloween. Or take your game to the\u2026","rel":"","context":"","block_context":{"text":"Selfies","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/category\/selfies\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Selfies from Kastle Kreme #57 - Bimbo Bombed: Milf Chocolate & Bimbo Bombed: Halloween Hijinks","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Selfies57-cover.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Selfies57-cover.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Selfies57-cover.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Selfies57-cover.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Selfies57-cover.jpg?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/Selfies57-cover.jpg?resize=1400%2C800&ssl=1 4x"},"classes":[]},{"id":40932,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2017\/04\/23\/selfies-get-the-shivers-in-april\/","url_meta":{"origin":40266,"position":3},"title":"Selfies get the shivers in April","author":"Kris P. Kreme","date":"April 23, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"There are those stories that are hidden away within the Kreme Kollections that readers might not be aware of. Selfies is a series where the most popular of these hidden stories are brought out for readers to enjoy! In Ghost Humping 101, a paranormal investigation team discovers the rumors about\u2026","rel":"","context":"","block_context":{"text":"Selfies","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/category\/selfies\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Selfies from Kastle Kreme #19 - Ghost Humping 101 by Kris P. Kreme","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Selfies19-cover.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Selfies19-cover.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Selfies19-cover.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Selfies19-cover.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Selfies19-cover.jpg?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Selfies19-cover.jpg?resize=1400%2C800&ssl=1 4x"},"classes":[]},{"id":45813,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2023\/11\/14\/still-time-for-a-selfie-after-hallowkreme\/","url_meta":{"origin":40266,"position":4},"title":"Still time for a Selfie after HallowKreme","author":"Kris P. Kreme","date":"November 14, 2023","format":false,"excerpt":"The most sinfully scary month may be over but that doesn\u2019t mean the SIN has been. Take a selfie with SINtendo this month, but don\u2019t forget to put on your Shades. Most may block the sun but these have much more fun\u2026 with fear. But when truly petrified, be thankful\u2026","rel":"","context":"","block_context":{"text":"Selfies","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/category\/selfies\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Selfies from Kastle Kreme #67 - SINtendo Shades Fun with Fear and SINtendo DevilDOLL by Kris P. Kreme","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Selfies67-cover.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Selfies67-cover.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Selfies67-cover.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Selfies67-cover.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Selfies67-cover.jpg?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/Selfies67-cover.jpg?resize=1400%2C800&ssl=1 4x"},"classes":[]},{"id":40735,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2017\/01\/18\/selfies-get-a-green-light-this-month\/","url_meta":{"origin":40266,"position":5},"title":"Selfies get a Green Light this month!","author":"Kris P. Kreme","date":"January 18, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"There are those stories that are hidden away within the Kreme Kollections that readers might not be aware of. Selfies is a series where the most popular of these hidden stories are brought out for readers to enjoy! In Red Light, Green Light, Ashlynn Chan finds herself stuck overnight in\u2026","rel":"","context":"","block_context":{"text":"Selfies","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/category\/selfies\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Selfies from Kastle Kreme #16 - Red Light, Green Light by Kris P. Kreme","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Selfies16-cover.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Selfies16-cover.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Selfies16-cover.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Selfies16-cover.jpg?resize=700%2C400&ssl=1 2x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Selfies16-cover.jpg?resize=1050%2C600&ssl=1 3x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Selfies16-cover.jpg?resize=1400%2C800&ssl=1 4x"},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40266","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40266"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40266\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40276,"href":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40266\/revisions\/40276"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/40267"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}