{"id":40331,"date":"2016-11-07T17:11:28","date_gmt":"2016-11-07T23:11:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=40331"},"modified":"2016-11-08T16:48:20","modified_gmt":"2016-11-08T22:48:20","slug":"get-out-and-grab-the-vote","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2016\/11\/07\/get-out-and-grab-the-vote\/","title":{"rendered":"Get out and Grab the Vote!"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Grabbing<\/a>

Grabbing the Vote by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Turning eighteen recently, this will be Jon’s first trip to the polls. Even if his dad isn’t voting for either candidate, his attractive young stepmother is there to encourage him.<\/p>\n

As Laura drives Jon to vote they discuss the chaos surrounding this bizarre election event, but nothing comes close to how bizarre the day unfolds as Jon is told by a volunteer about an independent candidate.<\/p>\n

Is it really true that merely casting a vote for Kristopher Pierce Kreme can earn one the freedoms to grab those they always lusted after? They say this year especially, voting is hard… but sometimes hard is good.<\/p>\n

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For many months the world has been watching as one of the most bizarre elections in American history builds up, but if you thought the candidates, the debates, and the bitter rivalry was crazy, you haven’t seen anything yet. Get ready for an all new election special straight from that keeper of Kreme who has all the ladies working the poles.<\/p>\n

For Jon, this will be his very first presidential election, having only turned eighteen a matter of weeks ago, and being fully encouraged not by his dad who hates both candidates, but his dad’s young wife, a stepmother Jon has more than respected though admittedly lusted over in his idle dreams.<\/p>\n

Voting early was the plan, but that plan has left Jon tired all the way to the voting place in their small town. Unfortunately sleepiness doesn’t exactly leave Jon in a frame of mind to weigh the hefty issues of the big election, and instead spending half his time staring at the hefty tits his stepmother Laura has nicely covered but somehow still begging for a fantasy or two.<\/p>\n

As they talk about the election, Jon is well aware of staying awake, and only Laura can keep him up in more ways than one. She’s always been the encouraging one, a parent he knows more than eye candy. She also has no idea how to really advise him on his first time at the polls.<\/p>\n

Voting is important, but with the chaos of this year’s vote, it’s really a tough choice even for the most experienced voter. In her opinion, the one candidate is a total jerk, a demeaning guy who has no experience, but then can she really say the woman running has no flaws?<\/p>\n

It’s definitely not easy, but then voting is important and she just wants to be an encouragement, not a discouragement like Jon’s father, who chose to skip voting on the basis he hated both candidates.<\/p>\n

Once the two are in the old church the small town uses for voting, discussion is hushed, and they will be filed in single file, one at a time, directed where to vote by the voting volunteer at the main door. Directing people based on their choice of republican or democrat, it is this man who brings a whole new thought to mind for young Jon.<\/p>\n

The last in line at least for a bit, gaps in the voters not uncommon so early in the morning on election day, this man feels free to have a little chat with Jon. He takes a moment to not only point out that he noticed the subtle looks Jon was giving the attractive woman who was with him, but also that voting independent is always an option.<\/p>\n

Jon had never thought about an independent candidate, or even a write-in one, but this man who volunteers, volunteers some information Jon definitely finds worthy of listening to. According to him, the one jerk running claims if you’re a rich asshole with fame you can just grab anyone you want, have the hot pieces of ass you always desired, but Jon certainly isn’t rich or famous so what good would that ever do him?<\/p>\n

As he explains there is only one candidate on his options for write-in which truly stands for any guy getting to give the grab and more to whoever they ever wanted or desired, one man who can truly stand for what a boy like Jon can cheer for, and that man is the mostly unheard of Kristopher Pierce Kreme, a name like no other, and a candidate definitely like no other.<\/p>\n

Tired, a bit confused, but realizing he has to hurry up because Laura will be done voting before this guy stops chatting, Jon just agrees, figuring what can it hurt, since independent candidates never win anyway?<\/p>\n

Soon he finds himself casting his vote, checking the fortunately listed names of write-in options to ensure he votes for this Kristopher guy correctly. But when he goes to slip his filled out ballot into the box, something definitely unexpected happens, nearly blacking out and not from any lingering tiredness.<\/p>\n

Jon finds that the vote definitely was worth it, no longer tired, no longer worried about anything at all. He’d heard it said that so many were stressed about this election that once it was over there would be a great sense of relief, but never had he imagined this.<\/p>\n

Something about casting the vote, about merely writing in that name on the ballot has given Jon the key to everything he ever wanted, and when he returns to his hot milf of a stepmother, Laura, she’s going to discover that encouraging a young voter can really take a toll… at least it will on every inch of her body Jon can grab.<\/p>\n

They say it takes a lot to grab those much needed votes, but this year more than ever, a lot of grabbing has been going on. Who needs a rich jerk with bad hair, when you can cast a vote for Kreme and get what you really want?<\/p>\n

Tell your friends, call them, write them, email them… just not from a private server, and the country can collide together in a passionate democracy by truly Grabbing the Vote.<\/p>\n

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Remember, if you can\u2019t choose, you can always write in the name that counts\u2026 Vote Kristopher Pierce Kreme for President and find out just how hard he can work for you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Turning eighteen recently, this will be Jon’s first trip to the polls. Even if his dad isn’t voting for either candidate, his attractive young stepmother is there to encourage him. As Laura drives Jon to vote they discuss the chaos surrounding this bizarre election event, but nothing comes close to how bizarre the day unfolds … <\/p>\n

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