{"id":40552,"date":"2016-12-03T14:43:07","date_gmt":"2016-12-03T20:43:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=40552"},"modified":"2016-12-03T18:17:14","modified_gmt":"2016-12-04T00:17:14","slug":"grab-some-christmas-cheer-a-little-early-this-december","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2016\/12\/03\/grab-some-christmas-cheer-a-little-early-this-december\/","title":{"rendered":"Grab some Christmas cheer a little early this December"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_40553\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/TheGrabBag15-cover.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-40553\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-40553\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/TheGrabBag15-cover-210x300.jpg\" alt=\"The Grab Bag #15 - The Naughty Elves &amp; Twinkle Lights by Kris P. Kreme\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/TheGrabBag15-cover-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/TheGrabBag15-cover-768x1099.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/TheGrabBag15-cover-716x1024.jpg 716w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/TheGrabBag15-cover.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-40553\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Grab Bag #15 &#8211; The Naughty Elves &amp; Twinkle Lights by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Almost time to stuff those stockings again and if you\u2019re naughty enough maybe you\u2019ll get a visit from Kris P. Kringle. Until then grab a pair of tempting tales sure to warm up those cold nights. Naughty Elves and Twinkle Lights start the holiday out right!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/687117\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B01MRTHM31\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>This Holiday Edition Grab Bag includes:<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Naughty Elves:<\/strong> After nearly hitting two of Santa&#8217;s elves on the road, Rachel, Chloe, and Emily, discover getting given a gift is not always a good thing. In fact, it can be truly naughty. All three girls have been pure, virginal, and sweet. They&#8217;ve never had a bad thought, a bad desire, but now, everything is about to change. They must resist the most depraved naughty temptations for 24 hours, or else.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Twinkle Lights:<\/strong> Everyone sees plenty of homes brightly colored and decorated for the season this time of year. As one home proves, tis the season to be pleasin. Kent is finally ready to decorate his home, to put up the Twinkle Lights he purchased due to his wife&#8217;s insistence that they decorate like the neighbors do.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/687117\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B01MRTHM31\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Almost time to stuff those stockings again and if you\u2019re naughty enough maybe you\u2019ll get a visit from Kris P. Kringle. Until then grab a pair of tempting tales sure to warm up those cold nights. Naughty Elves and Twinkle Lights start the holiday out right! &nbsp; Now On Smashwords! Now On Amazon! &nbsp; This &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2016\/12\/03\/grab-some-christmas-cheer-a-little-early-this-december\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":40553,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[59,4],"tags":[61,63],"class_list":["post-40552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-grab-bag","category-tales-from-the-kreme","tag-grab-bag","tag-tales-from-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/TheGrabBag15-cover.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-ay4","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":39249,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2016\/04\/11\/smash-and-grab-something-for-spring\/","url_meta":{"origin":40552,"position":0},"title":"Smash and Grab something for Spring","author":"Kris P. 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