{"id":40576,"date":"2016-12-08T20:58:06","date_gmt":"2016-12-09T02:58:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=40576"},"modified":"2016-12-10T16:54:29","modified_gmt":"2016-12-10T22:54:29","slug":"kris-mas-is-koming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2016\/12\/08\/kris-mas-is-koming\/","title":{"rendered":"Kris-mas is Koming!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">December is here and it&#8217;s time for the Kreme&#8217;s Kris-mas to begin!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">New SINtendo!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">New Naughty Elves!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">New Temp Imps!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">New Konverations!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Donnie the Demon returns!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">12 new stories of the season from the Kreme!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Get ready for the Twelve Days of Krismas, koming soon!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/12DaysofKris-mas2016promotionalAd.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-40577\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/12DaysofKris-mas2016promotionalAd-295x300.jpg\" alt=\"The Twelve Days of Kris-mas 2016\" width=\"525\" height=\"534\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/12DaysofKris-mas2016promotionalAd-295x300.jpg 295w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/12DaysofKris-mas2016promotionalAd-768x781.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/12DaysofKris-mas2016promotionalAd.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>December is here and it&#8217;s time for the Kreme&#8217;s Kris-mas to begin! New SINtendo! New Naughty Elves! New Temp Imps! New Konverations! Donnie the Demon returns! 12 new stories of the season from the Kreme! 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