{"id":40704,"date":"2017-01-05T16:55:45","date_gmt":"2017-01-05T22:55:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=40704"},"modified":"2017-01-08T00:23:29","modified_gmt":"2017-01-08T06:23:29","slug":"the-new-year-gets-grabbie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2017\/01\/05\/the-new-year-gets-grabbie\/","title":{"rendered":"The New Year gets Grabbie"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_40705\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/TheGrabBag16-cover.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-40705\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-40705\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/TheGrabBag16-cover-210x300.jpg\" alt=\"The Grab Bag #16 - Koed Kursed: Bigger Boobs, Bigger Brains &amp; Trading Up: New and Used by Kris P. Kreme\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/TheGrabBag16-cover-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/TheGrabBag16-cover-768x1099.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/TheGrabBag16-cover-716x1024.jpg 716w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/TheGrabBag16-cover.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-40705\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Grab Bag #16 &#8211; Koed Kursed: Bigger Boobs, Bigger Brains &amp; Trading Up: New and Used by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n<p>A brand new year brings brand new bargains, and more to get your hands on with the latest Grab Bag and there\u2019s plenty here to grab, more than mere handfuls. Start the year with Koed Kursed: Bigger Boobs, Bigger Brains &amp; Trading Up: New and Used!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/694447\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B01N0Y1483\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>This Grab Bag includes:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Koed Kursed: Bigger Boobs, Bigger Brains<\/strong>: Two years after the events of Koed Kurses, we find a much changed Emmy Shaw, former pristine virginal coed with an attitude, now whorish bimbo who has a body everyone recognizes. Upon receiving her diploma, Emmy takes on a new curse, one that promises to restore her intelligence, at the cost of massive growth up top. Soon, Emmy is becoming smarter as she gets less capable of standing upright.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Trading Up: New and Used<\/strong>: Kim is a young mother who loves running her store and offers the best trades on used games and systems. When three newcomers bring in a rare system and games, she finds herself offering much more than ever before to make sure they leave satisfied.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/694447\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B01N0Y1483\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A brand new year brings brand new bargains, and more to get your hands on with the latest Grab Bag and there\u2019s plenty here to grab, more than mere handfuls. Start the year with Koed Kursed: Bigger Boobs, Bigger Brains &amp; Trading Up: New and Used! &nbsp; Now On Smashwords! Now On Amazon! &nbsp; This &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2017\/01\/05\/the-new-year-gets-grabbie\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":40705,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[59,4],"tags":[61,63],"class_list":["post-40704","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-grab-bag","category-tales-from-the-kreme","tag-grab-bag","tag-tales-from-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/TheGrabBag16-cover.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-aAw","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6435,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2013\/06\/17\/the-koed-kurse-kontinues\/","url_meta":{"origin":40704,"position":0},"title":"The Koed Kurse Kontinues&#8230;","author":"Kris P. 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