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\"Selfies<\/a>

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #16 – Red Light, Green Light by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

There are those stories that are hidden away within the Kreme Kollections that readers might not be aware of. Selfies is a series where the most popular of these hidden stories are brought out for readers to enjoy!<\/p>\n

In Red Light, Green Light, Ashlynn Chan finds herself stuck overnight in Amsterdam, after an unfortunate train delay. She is not happy to be in such a disgusting place, having long heard the stories of the whores of Amsterdam. She finds the city to be only worse than she could have expected and for some reason other drunken visitors to the city believe that an exotic beauty like her must be one of the famed whores herself.<\/p>\n

She’s bothered by their assumptions, angered by her predicament, and finding out she will need to stay the night only makes things go from bad to worse. Fortunately a kindly, if strange old woman, offers her directions to a place she can stay the night. As Ashlynn makes her way to this mysterious location, she finds herself in the Red light district and quickly discovers that the communication gap may have just given the old woman the wrong impression.<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There are those stories that are hidden away within the Kreme Kollections that readers might not be aware of. Selfies is a series where the most popular of these hidden stories are brought out for readers to enjoy! In Red Light, Green Light, Ashlynn Chan finds herself stuck overnight in Amsterdam, after an unfortunate train … <\/p>\n

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