{"id":40754,"date":"2017-01-27T10:36:53","date_gmt":"2017-01-27T16:36:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=40754"},"modified":"2017-01-30T17:42:53","modified_gmt":"2017-01-30T23:42:53","slug":"some-friends-are-a-real-problem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2017\/01\/27\/some-friends-are-a-real-problem\/","title":{"rendered":"Some friends are a real problem."},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Mother<\/a>

Mother F-ing Friends By Kris Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

The phrase ‘with friends like these, who needs enemies’ never applied as well as it does to Cory Treesum’s friends on the night he arrived home so mad he could barely speak.<\/p>\n

Blake and Will had used Cory, played him, and they’d done so with one intention, his beautiful supportive mother who is concerned over what has Cory so upset.<\/p>\n

How can Cory even admit they had a contest to see who had the hottest milf for a mom? Even worse is the spell book they played around with for the contest, a contest Cory’s mother won.<\/p>\n

He isn’t sure which is worse, humiliation and regret, or the sick pair of Mother F-ing Friends who orchestrated everything.<\/p>\n

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Jane Treesum has always been the hot mom, but her son Cory never seemed to mind until the day he stormed in so upset he couldn’t even talk about what happened.<\/p>\n

Attractive, smart, and easily younger looking than her age, Jane has made quite the impression on Cory’s two best friends, but on this day, Cory discovered that those two friends may well have just been using him to get to his mother.<\/p>\n

Rambling, ranting, Cory doesn’t even want to talk about it, the day having taken a turn he never saw coming, he never imagined it taking, and the fact Jane is sitting there looking anything but the housewife isn’t helping. All he can think of is avoiding or preventing what wheels have been set in motion by his selfish motherfucking friends.<\/p>\n

Quite the liberal parent, Jane isn’t as upset about Cory’s language, his rather repetitive rants against his motherfucking friends Blake and Will, but she is upset about why he’s so worked up, what has him clearly freaked out and horrified, incapable of even saying what is on his mind.<\/p>\n

Never one to ignore his mom for long, a close supporting family, even with his dad who fortunately still has work until late that night, Cory eventually breaks and admits that it was all Blake and Will’s idea, a contest between the three of them, a contest involving their mothers.<\/p>\n

Confused, but always one to talk issues through, to show support and not anger, even if her son is seeming a bit boiling over at his two best friends, Jane finds the confusion ending when Cory explains that this contest was to see which of them had the hottest milf for a mother.<\/p>\n

It’s certainly not a surprise that the winner of that contest would feel humiliation or embarrassment at his mother taking the prize, but as Cory explains, this contest had slightly different rules.<\/p>\n

It seems Blake was the one who discovered a spell book, and the three of them agreed it would be fun to apply a little magic to spice up the contest. They’d even shaken on a blood oath, pricking their thumbs to follow the rules laid forth in the spell book. All they needed to do was cast their votes and the one whose mother won the contest… they held the power to change everything.<\/p>\n

Naturally Jane assumes that boys being boys, Blake and Will played a rather elaborate prank on Cory, the boys always rambunctious ones, and they messed with her trusting son’s mind, and now he was not only humiliated but frightened to even touch her. Unfortunately for Jane, there might have been a bit more to it than a prank, and she has no idea just why Cory is so afraid to touch her.<\/p>\n

The rules set forth in the contest were simple. Whichever mother won the vote as hottest milf among their three attractive mothers, she would become the quite willing prize for the other two sons, but that transformation would only happen upon the lingering touch of her own son, be it a hand holding, hugging, or even casual brush of their skin.<\/p>\n

Cory is terrified beyond his anger at the motherfucking idiots he let sucker him into believing they were friends. He’s terrified because the spell book ritual they performed seemed real, and if it was real, isn’t the threat he now poses even being around his mother real?<\/p>\n

Blake and Will are on their way and when they arrive to jokingly collect on their prize, what will happen? Is it as Jane assures Cory, a silly game of wild youth, or is it as Cory fears a fate he set in motion by agreeing to the contest, a fate no one can escape?<\/p>\n

There might just be a twist of magic no one saw coming, at least no one in the Treesum household… a twist to end this tale that only is seen by a pair of Mother F-ing Friends.<\/p>\n

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The phrase ‘with friends like these, who needs enemies’ never applied as well as it does to Cory Treesum’s friends on the night he arrived home so mad he could barely speak. Blake and Will had used Cory, played him, and they’d done so with one intention, his beautiful supportive mother who is concerned over … <\/p>\n

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