{"id":40772,"date":"2017-02-07T09:51:19","date_gmt":"2017-02-07T15:51:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=40772"},"modified":"2017-02-08T11:19:02","modified_gmt":"2017-02-08T17:19:02","slug":"thirsty-for-an-uncensored-cover","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2017\/02\/07\/thirsty-for-an-uncensored-cover\/","title":{"rendered":"Thirsty for an uncensored cover?"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Thirsty<\/a>

Thirsty Uncensored Cover by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

The rules for book covers means that there are, from time to time, a cover that isn’t acceptable to Amazon or Smashwords because it shows off a little too much.<\/p>\n

For readers of the Kreme, here’s the original book cover for Thirsty to enjoy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The rules for book covers means that there are, from time to time, a cover that isn’t acceptable to Amazon or Smashwords because it shows off a little too much. For readers of the Kreme, here’s the original book cover for Thirsty to enjoy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":40773,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[67,102],"class_list":["post-40772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-thoughts-of-the-kreme","tag-thoughts-of-the-kreme","tag-uncensored-cover","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/Thirsty-Uncensoredcover.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-aBC","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":34701,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2014\/05\/21\/korporate-kreme-under-the-cover\/","url_meta":{"origin":40772,"position":0},"title":"Korporate Kreme under the cover","author":"Kris P. 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