{"id":40864,"date":"2017-03-17T12:33:03","date_gmt":"2017-03-17T17:33:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=40864"},"modified":"2024-03-14T22:47:14","modified_gmt":"2024-03-15T03:47:14","slug":"lennys-back-and-hes-leering","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2017\/03\/17\/lennys-back-and-hes-leering\/","title":{"rendered":"Lenny’s back and he’s leering…"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Lecherous<\/a>

Lecherous Lenny’s Lecherous Leer by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

As a man who went back to college, Stan often has it hard, but never as hard as he will this St. Patrick’s Day.<\/p>\n

Seeking solitude in a usually forgotten corner of the campus library, he’s stunned to not only find two very cute coeds studying but a horrifying looking little man dressed as a leprechaun.<\/p>\n

Having seen Lenny, Stan is given a wish, but little does he know that all wishes granted are always twisted and his simple wish leads to a constant leer on his face… a leer with powers over all who notice it.<\/p>\n

The voices of those cute coeds will definitely not be kept to whispers on this special day.<\/p>\n

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As difficult as it was to make the decision to go back to college in his forties, Stan never thought all that much about just how difficult it would be surviving in the realm of hormone rampaging always assuming the worst college kids. One thing he quickly had learned was that avoiding them on party days was best.<\/p>\n

It just so happens that St. Patrick’s Day is yet another easy excuse to party for much of the campus, and the best place to avoid it all while actually getting something productive accomplished is the rarely occupied campus library.<\/p>\n

On the first day in school, Stan had learned a few things about this large three story school structure. First, his old buddy from younger more wild days, Joel, worked the entrance security, checking student ID’s, and second hardly any students even used the place anymore with the internet and laptops bringing anything they might have needed straight to their dorms, frats, or sororities.<\/p>\n

Stan also learned just what a creep his old pal Joel was, using any excuse possible to spend more time leering at the coeds instead of simply checking their student ID’s. Whatever the case though, Stan has never been the dirty old man college kids seem to for whatever reason accuse him of being, and he does need the quiet time away from those same students since he has no interest in partying with them for St. Patrick’s Day.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately for Stan, a perfect plan may just go wrong in the best way possible, at least for most red blooded straight men. Finding himself in his preferred quiet spot, the top floor, far corner of the campus library, Stan isn’t alone.<\/p>\n

It would seem that a couple of quite studious coeds had the same idea as Stan, and are currently hovering over a laptop at one of the tables getting some course prep done for their World History class.<\/p>\n

Riley and Betty are the types of girls any guy in school would thank their luck to be stuck alone with, but when Stan shows up in an abandoned library and walks right up past them, it only gives the girls more of the wrong impression, that he truly is a pervert into young girls and not the guy who simply thought this would be the least likely spot in the building to find cute coeds.<\/p>\n

Dimly lit, boxes and books stacked all around, Stan quickly moves past the quite clear assumptions the girls are making about his intentions when he witnesses something downright frightening emerging from one of the boxes just beyond Riley and her best friend Betty.<\/p>\n

As they just stare at him, naturally creeped out that he is leering at them, Stan can’t even speak up how freaked out he is to see a somewhat disgusting looking little man, dressed of all things just like a leprechaun climbing from within a large box behind the girls.<\/p>\n

It all happens so fast, the creepy little man crawling out, only seen by Stan, Riley and Betty getting enraged and calling for security, and Joel showing up to confront the accused pervert which Stan most definitely isn’t.<\/p>\n

If anyone is the pervert it’s Joel who has more than a few non-subtle looks for the cute redhead and her darker haired friend, seeking to be the hero by naturally assuming their accusations are true and quickly grabbing Stan to escort him from the building.<\/p>\n

Only at the stairs does Joel stop and elbow his buddy, making some crude comments about the hot freshmen girls. And only then does Stan finally speak up and tell his old friend about the real creep in the library, the little costumed man who somehow slipped away.<\/p>\n

All confusion aside, it isn’t long before Lenny the Leprechaun makes formal introductions, having been seen by Stan, soon being seen by Joel, and each of them entitled to wishes.<\/p>\n

Even if Joel screws his wish up, Stan is completely unaware of just how famed Lenny is for equally screwing up the intentions of well spoken wishes. As Stan simply wishes that no one would overreact and constantly freak out to every look he gave them, as Riley and Betty did, assuming him to be some old leering lech, Lenny puts a very special twist to just how that is granted.<\/p>\n

A leer is simply a look with most specific intent, but Stan will find himself incapable of looking without leering, and everyone who becomes aware of that leer will themselves become desperate to earn only more leers… to do unthinkable and downright depraved things as they soon wear a similar leer themselves.<\/p>\n

Stan’s quiet day in the campus library will be anything but, and even Joel may find his every perverted wish coming true by the end of the day. As for Riley and Betty, they came to study but soon will be cumming to all new conclusions.<\/p>\n

Lenny the Leprechaun had a quiet hiding spot to avoid a busy St. Patrick’s Day of cursed wishes, but just as Stan discovered, sometimes a library just isn’t nearly as quiet a spot as one might hope.<\/p>\n

Back in green and nice not mean, Lenny satisfies when he is seen. An all new tale fresh just for you, it’s St. Patrick’s Day, what will you do?<\/p>\n

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As a man who went back to college, Stan often has it hard, but never as hard as he will this St. Patrick’s Day. Seeking solitude in a usually forgotten corner of the campus library, he’s stunned to not only find two very cute coeds studying but a horrifying looking little man dressed as a … <\/p>\n

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