{"id":41318,"date":"2017-10-18T23:40:52","date_gmt":"2017-10-19T04:40:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=41318"},"modified":"2017-10-19T17:45:12","modified_gmt":"2017-10-19T22:45:12","slug":"time-for-hallowkreme-to-get-bombed-by-a-bimbo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2017\/10\/18\/time-for-hallowkreme-to-get-bombed-by-a-bimbo\/","title":{"rendered":"Time for HallowKreme to get Bombed by a Bimbo"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Bimbo<\/a>

Bimbo Bombed Halloween Hijinks by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Jonathan and Lance have always been competitive when it comes to most anything, gaming, pranking each other, and of course talking dirty about the other’s mother.<\/p>\n

Their moms Brenda and Cassandra each are definite milfs, but this year thanks to an unfortunate Bimbo Bombing, one of them might just live up to the name… and it might not be the one you expect.<\/p>\n

Who will come out on top when Halloween Hijinks are happening? And who will just find themselves irreversibly fucked? It’s anyone’s guess as Bimbo Bombings are rarely predictable, but always perverse.<\/p>\n

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Jonathan and Lance have been friends for years, high school seniors who each know exactly the way to get a rise out the other… commenting on how how the other one’s mom is.<\/p>\n

But this Halloween, something is happening that will end their old argument over whether Lance’s mom Brenda is hotter than the brainy but busty Cassandra, Jonathan’s milf of a mother. But is what’s happening actually happening?<\/p>\n

After playing some video games at Lance’s house, his phone receives a text alert… and everything gets tense, most notably Jonathan in the pants, as Lance has been Bimbo Bombed.<\/p>\n

But can a guy even be Bimbo Bombed? The risk is a lot to take on the assumption that guys can’t be, but the requirements of this particular Bimbo Bombing are too severe to think about. Lance is informed he has just ten minutes to sexually arouse his own mother.<\/p>\n

When Jonathan is too busy laughing to bother helping, Lance decides that maybe he can cheat the system, stumbling and pretending an accidental grope or something just to meet the requirements, because the punishment for not doing as this Bimbo Bombing requires is too perverse even for him<\/p>\n

Yet even as the planned accidental stumble goes flawlessly, much to Brenda’s shock and horror, something fishy is going on, some definite Halloween Hijinks between old buddies.<\/p>\n

It seems that the entire Bimbo Bombing was a ruse, Jonathan playing the prank to end all pranks on his buddy Lance, getting him to do what Jonathan always wanted to do himself, and providing the humiliation to end all humiliation.<\/p>\n

Jonathan always was a real motherfucker, but as he happily arrives home, epic cell phone footage of the stumbling gropes over the milf he always fantasized about, his own milf has a surprise of her own.<\/p>\n

Cassandra is wearing a seriously sexy outfit, seeming determined to actually turn on her son, but is this just a quick payback from Lance, his buddy having somehow gotten Jonathan’s mother involved on the prank… or has she truly been Bimbo Bombed?<\/p>\n

Only one thing is certain when chaotic Halloween Hijinks take a turn for the horny, one of these milfs is getting fucked in more ways than one… and one of these two joke playing motherfuckers might just live up to the name.<\/p>\n

Halloween with the Kreme terrifies and embarrasses, all while taking family fun to a whole new extreme.<\/p>\n

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Coming next.. Someone’s getting Mad…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jonathan and Lance have always been competitive when it comes to most anything, gaming, pranking each other, and of course talking dirty about the other’s mother. Their moms Brenda and Cassandra each are definite milfs, but this year thanks to an unfortunate Bimbo Bombing, one of them might just live up to the name… and … <\/p>\n

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