{"id":41357,"date":"2017-10-29T17:10:20","date_gmt":"2017-10-29T22:10:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=41357"},"modified":"2017-10-30T18:12:06","modified_gmt":"2017-10-30T23:12:06","slug":"its-surprisingly-fertile-on-hallowkreme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2017\/10\/29\/its-surprisingly-fertile-on-hallowkreme\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s surprisingly Fertile on HallowKreme"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_41359\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/FertileFrights-cover-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-41359\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-41359\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/FertileFrights-cover-1-210x300.jpg\" alt=\"Fertile Frights by Kris P. Kreme\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/FertileFrights-cover-1-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/FertileFrights-cover-1-768x1099.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/FertileFrights-cover-1-716x1024.jpg 716w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/FertileFrights-cover-1.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-41359\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Fertile Frights by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Leaving a costume party, Jessica wonders why Alan didn&#8217;t wear the devil costume to her sinful angel, but thanks to a surprise destination, both may feel devilish soon enough.<\/p>\n<p>Fascinated by exploring closed carnivals and haunted houses, Jessica is thrilled that Alan found The Fright House, an abandoned inner city multi-story fun house with a creepy atmospheric haunted maze.<\/p>\n<p>Spiral staircases, slanted hallways, mirror mazes, this place has it all, but why are their thoughts descending into pits of dark desires as they wander aimlessly? And why does it feel like a force darker than the night they left behind is taking them into fertile imaginings of what pleasures await them?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/756210\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B076Z4T28V\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Over 10,000 words of Kreme&#8230; A return to Fertile Fields for Halloween!<\/p>\n<p>Jessica isn&#8217;t at all surprised about the costume her boyfriend of three years chose for her to wear to the party they just left, but she is surprised about where he took her as a late night Halloween surprise.<\/p>\n<p>Dressed as some variation of a sexy angel, Jessica frequently rolls her eyes at the things she lets Alan talk her into, but staring up at the abandoned dead end alley, she has to raise an eyebrow at what the usually sappy sweet guy considers a special location she supposedly is going to love.<\/p>\n<p>Only after watching Alan fumble with some of the fallen letters of a once ornate sign, does Jessica realize that this seemingly rundown inner city building was once known as The Fright House, a reportedly scary Halloween fun house that used atmosphere rather than jump scares of people in costume to leave visitors truly haunted after getting lost inside.<\/p>\n<p>Having told her boyfriend last Halloween that back in her youth she used to enjoy finding abandoned haunted houses or carnivals and explore them during the most frightening month of the year, Alan hunted this place down. It&#8217;s one of the only urban fun houses ever, one which apparently gave people the creeps after wandering the once famed multi-floor haunted maze.<\/p>\n<p>A beautiful redhead like Jessica doesn&#8217;t come along every day, and Alan has been nothing but the fun accepting boyfriend, accepting of her sometimes irrational fears, but those fears definitely don&#8217;t include The Fright House. Jessica couldn&#8217;t be more excited to sneak in and wander the various floors of haunted maze hallways to nowhere, stairs and angled floors which can truly play games with one&#8217;s senses.<\/p>\n<p>As they wander the dusty forgotten Fright House with their flashlights aimed wildly, each recalls just how they fell into such a well matched and accepting of each other&#8217;s flaws relationship.<\/p>\n<p>Still in college, theirs is one of a unique successes when it comes to young love, and only love could explain why Alan never ran off when finding out that Jessica was actually scared to take things too physical.<\/p>\n<p>She certainly has no physical flaws, a slender body with almost impossibly large breasts, but it was the hormonal shift in her childhood which both gave her the breasts and led to her irrational fears, fears more real world than anything this creepy old abandoned fun house could have hiding in the shadows.<\/p>\n<p>Never able to take birth control, Jessica recalled the film strip in sex ed. about the girl who dropped out due to getting knocked up. It built in her the fear that she could not take a single risk of ending up that same way, and so Alan has been restricted in physical enjoyments, even if Jessica would like more.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s probably for that reason that she brushes off his comments, his costume selections for her that show off as much as a bikini. He&#8217;s a good guy, because what other kind of guy would seek out and find a weird old place like this in the worst part of town to bring her to on a very special Halloween?<\/p>\n<p>But just what is causing their thoughts to get twisted and turned? What is causing Alan and Jessica both to imagine things that aren&#8217;t there&#8230; see distorted reflections of each other in the old fun house mirrors? And why on a chilly October night in an abandoned building downtown, is it getting warmer, and ultimately sunnier as they apparently find a most unexpected exit to a place that couldn&#8217;t possibly be real?<\/p>\n<p>While Jessica dressed as an angel, her thoughts and desires are slowly becoming anything but angelic. And while Alan, who never so much as visited the country, dressed as a farmer, his thoughts of Jessica are sinking into base urges&#8230; to breed and milk her like the farmer&#8217;s best heifer.<\/p>\n<p>There is a place where reality and fantasy merge, where time holds no meaning, where there are no laws of physics that can&#8217;t be broken, and the only way to find this place is to be truly lost.<\/p>\n<p>On a night of surprises, Jessica and Alan are about to get lost in the twisty mazes of an old inner city fun house&#8230; and they are about to enter a place of Fertile Frights, where the only thing scary is just how much fun they both are going to have pleasuring each other.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/756210\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B076Z4T28V\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>And so comes to a close HallowKreme 2017&#8230; But Krismas is just around the corner&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Leaving a costume party, Jessica wonders why Alan didn&#8217;t wear the devil costume to her sinful angel, but thanks to a surprise destination, both may feel devilish soon enough. Fascinated by exploring closed carnivals and haunted houses, Jessica is thrilled that Alan found The Fright House, an abandoned inner city multi-story fun house with a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2017\/10\/29\/its-surprisingly-fertile-on-hallowkreme\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":41359,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[50,37,118,4],"tags":[51,69,119,63],"class_list":["post-41357","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fertile-fields","category-hallowkreme","category-hallowkreme-2017","category-tales-from-the-kreme","tag-fertile-fields","tag-hallowkreme","tag-hallowkreme-2017","tag-tales-from-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/FertileFrights-cover-1.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-aL3","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":44139,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2021\/10\/02\/halloween-with-the-kreme-comes-but-once-a-year\/","url_meta":{"origin":41357,"position":0},"title":"Halloween with the Kreme comes but once a year","author":"Kris P. 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