{"id":41406,"date":"2017-12-03T08:39:38","date_gmt":"2017-12-03T14:39:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=41406"},"modified":"2017-12-03T13:59:02","modified_gmt":"2017-12-03T19:59:02","slug":"being-naughty-all-year-means-that-krismas-2017-is-almost-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2017\/12\/03\/being-naughty-all-year-means-that-krismas-2017-is-almost-here\/","title":{"rendered":"Being Naughty all year means that Krismas 2017 is almost here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It&#8217;s that time of year when the Kreme gives out naughtiness to all Readers&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">So watch your stockings and better start pouting!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Krismas 2017 is almost here!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Krismas2017-promo.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-41407 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Krismas2017-promo-856x1024.jpg\" alt=\"Krismas 2017\" width=\"856\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Krismas2017-promo-856x1024.jpg 856w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Krismas2017-promo-251x300.jpg 251w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Krismas2017-promo-768x918.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Krismas2017-promo.jpg 920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 856px) 100vw, 856px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Starting soon!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s that time of year when the Kreme gives out naughtiness to all Readers&#8230; So watch your stockings and better start pouting! 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