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\"Selfies<\/a>

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #24 – Twinkle Lights & Happy New You! by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Tis the Season\u2026 need no reason\u2026 for twice the Selfie pleas\u2019n. There\u2019s still plenty of pretty lights out there to drive by and see\u2026 but some lights might just drive you into urges you can\u2019t control. And get set for a whole new year\u2026 a whole new you!<\/p>\n

Two of the Kreme’s holiday specials!<\/p>\n

Twinkle Lights:<\/strong> Everyone sees plenty of homes brightly colored and decorated for the season this time of year. As one home proves, tis the season to be pleasin. Kent is finally ready to decorate his home, to put up the Twinkle Lights he purchased due to his wife’s insistence that they decorate like the neighbors do.<\/p>\n

Happy New You!:<\/strong> Mandy Fate has finally met the man of her dreams, an author of erotica that takes her own kinks and multiplies them until she’s weak in the knees. However, as Mandy Fate meets 2014 she might just discover that her own fate is to become just like the fictional characters this man writes about in his stories.<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Tis the Season\u2026 need no reason\u2026 for twice the Selfie pleas\u2019n. There\u2019s still plenty of pretty lights out there to drive by and see\u2026 but some lights might just drive you into urges you can\u2019t control. And get set for a whole new year\u2026 a whole new you! Two of the Kreme’s holiday specials! Twinkle … <\/p>\n

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