{"id":41523,"date":"2018-01-04T19:28:09","date_gmt":"2018-01-05T01:28:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=41523"},"modified":"2018-01-05T18:46:51","modified_gmt":"2018-01-06T00:46:51","slug":"new-years-is-a-grab-bag-of-holiday-goodies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2018\/01\/04\/new-years-is-a-grab-bag-of-holiday-goodies\/","title":{"rendered":"New Year&#8217;s is a Grab Bag of holiday goodies"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_41524\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/TheGrabBag25-cover.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-41524\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-41524\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/TheGrabBag25-cover-210x300.jpg\" alt=\"The Grab Bag #25 - Stuff-her Stockings &amp; Bimbo Bombed: Mistletoe Mayhem by Kris P. Kreme\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/TheGrabBag25-cover-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/TheGrabBag25-cover-768x1099.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/TheGrabBag25-cover-716x1024.jpg 716w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/TheGrabBag25-cover.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-41524\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Grab Bag #25 &#8211; Stuff-her Stockings &amp; Bimbo Bombed: Mistletoe Mayhem by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n<p>December brings a chill in the air, but get ready for a doubly hot treat. First put on your stockings and prepare to get stuffed, then face a little merry mayhem with the mistletoe. Thanks to the Kreme, there are plenty of ways to keep warm this winter!<\/p>\n<p>This Grab Bag includes:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stuff-her Stockings:<\/strong> Christmas time in the tropics brings all new heat as Travis and Selena decide to visit one of the local beach vendors for some unique gift opportunities. The huge friendly Theo offers many items from the back of his truck, from fancy looking festive capes to exquisite pearls, and even holiday stockings, but just what are these things doing to Selena as she tries them on?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bimbo Bombed: Mistletoe Mayhem: <\/strong>When a terminally shy cute young blonde gets an unexpected email directing her to her front porch, she finds a most unexpected thing taped to her door. Carissa knows what mistletoe is for this time of year, but is shocked to find she has been Bimbo Bombed.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/776062\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Now On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B078TC1W29\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>December brings a chill in the air, but get ready for a doubly hot treat. First put on your stockings and prepare to get stuffed, then face a little merry mayhem with the mistletoe. Thanks to the Kreme, there are plenty of ways to keep warm this winter! This Grab Bag includes: Stuff-her Stockings: Christmas &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2018\/01\/04\/new-years-is-a-grab-bag-of-holiday-goodies\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":41524,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[59,4],"tags":[61,63],"class_list":["post-41523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-grab-bag","category-tales-from-the-kreme","tag-grab-bag","tag-tales-from-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/TheGrabBag25-cover.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-aNJ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":40552,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2016\/12\/03\/grab-some-christmas-cheer-a-little-early-this-december\/","url_meta":{"origin":41523,"position":0},"title":"Grab some Christmas cheer a little early this December","author":"Kris P. 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