{"id":41579,"date":"2018-01-31T21:05:11","date_gmt":"2018-02-01T03:05:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=41579"},"modified":"2018-02-01T18:09:34","modified_gmt":"2018-02-02T00:09:34","slug":"get-a-start-on-the-new-year-with-selfies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2018\/01\/31\/get-a-start-on-the-new-year-with-selfies\/","title":{"rendered":"Get a start on the New Year with Selfies"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_41580\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Selfies25-cover.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-41580\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-41580\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Selfies25-cover-210x300.jpg\" alt=\"Selfies from Kastle Kreme #25 - The Magic Behind the 8 Ball &amp; Not a Second Time by Kris P. Kreme\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Selfies25-cover-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Selfies25-cover-768x1099.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Selfies25-cover-716x1024.jpg 716w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Selfies25-cover.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-41580\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Selfies from Kastle Kreme #25 &#8211; The Magic Behind the 8 Ball &amp; Not a Second Time by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Another year another dual serving of Selfies. With all the craziness in the world you might be tempted to think you\u2019re crazy also. Here\u2019s a twisted twosome of tales that proves you don\u2019t have to be crazy to enjoy the craziness. Enjoy The Magic Behind the 8 Ball &amp; Not a Second Time!<\/p>\n<p>This Selfies includes:<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Magic Behind the 8 Ball:<\/strong> When he purchased the ordinary looking toy on vacation, Joseph was warned that anything asked of it would become true for those it was asked about. He didn&#8217;t believe it until the bus trip one day when his car was broken down. Asking questions about the sexy little redhead across from him proved an addictive entertaining descent into depravity that the entire bus would soon enjoy.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Not a Second Time:<\/strong> Read the tale that twists and bends inward on itself creating an ending like never imagined, where even the laws of reality and time itself can&#8217;t be relied on. Doctor Robert Lane, small town physician breaks his oath and does the most harm the world has ever seen, though all he was trying to do was save it. Witness corruption and depravity spreading like never before in Not a Second Time.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/786650\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B079HW1Q1S\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Now on Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another year another dual serving of Selfies. With all the craziness in the world you might be tempted to think you\u2019re crazy also. Here\u2019s a twisted twosome of tales that proves you don\u2019t have to be crazy to enjoy the craziness. Enjoy The Magic Behind the 8 Ball &amp; Not a Second Time! This Selfies &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2018\/01\/31\/get-a-start-on-the-new-year-with-selfies\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":41580,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[60,4],"tags":[62,63],"class_list":["post-41579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-selfies","category-tales-from-the-kreme","tag-selfies","tag-tales-from-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/Selfies25-cover.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-aOD","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":42671,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2019\/08\/31\/august-brings-the-last-of-summer-selfies\/","url_meta":{"origin":41579,"position":0},"title":"August brings the last of summer Selfies","author":"Kris P. 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