{"id":41613,"date":"2018-02-24T00:16:26","date_gmt":"2018-02-24T06:16:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=41613"},"modified":"2018-02-24T11:04:14","modified_gmt":"2018-02-24T17:04:14","slug":"the-law-is-darwins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2018\/02\/24\/the-law-is-darwins\/","title":{"rendered":"The Law is Darwin’s"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Darwin's<\/a>

Darwin’s Unfortunate Law by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

When Darwin Darius meets an attractive woman, he can fall head over heels… but then a rich middle-aged man can’t change an often selfish arrogant woman’s mindset with wealth alone.<\/p>\n

His lack of success with women has led to plenty of frustration and pent up anger… anger Darwin has to work hard to manage. What no one suspects is that Darwin has a unique kind of anger, one that empowers him and changes those who angered him in ways they never imagined.<\/p>\n

On a day when everything seems to be going wrong, Darwin’s Unfortunate Law will be faced by several attractive women, minds and bodies twisted in ways of a quite unnatural selection.<\/p>\n

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Darwin Darius has been a wealthy man with power and influence over the markets and his lifestyle for many years, but nothing makes up for his total lack of success with the one mystery that still eludes him… women.<\/p>\n

Money just can’t buy everything, and Darwin has learned the hard way that sometimes a pretty face hides a mean soul, women just as capable of being conceited and cruel as any man. However those women that cross paths with Darwin discover a most unfortunate law that in his own twisted way says their minds and bodies are just not fit enough to survive the encounter in any resemblance of the way they were.<\/p>\n

Yes, Darwin Darius has a temper, a nasty one, but unlike men who lash out and get physical, Darwin takes a most unusual approach, as he has always had a temper that once flared up opened the unique door to unbelievable power over body and mind, particularly the lovely bodies and minds of those bitchy selfish and otherwise unpleasant women he attempts to make connections with.<\/p>\n

He’s been having a good streak though, keeping himself calm, doing the best to manage his anger, no major temper losses or twisted punishments dealt out in months, since he attempted to simply find a lovely Asian woman to potentially date or find love with. Ever since that night when he left a couple of quite transformed minds and bodies, Darwin has done his best to focus and keep cool… yet all that changes on an ordinary day that gets extraordinarily frustrating.<\/p>\n

On the way back from the city, Darwin is taking the side streets, always avoiding the interstate since naturally anger and frustration can flare up way too easily there. Sadly the roads are just not in great shape in one not so great part of town, a place with more abandoned and closed down businesses than actual open ones.<\/p>\n

With two rather shredded flat tires, stuck in a warehouse district, Darwin can already feel the twitches of anger before roadside assistance arrives, but when his innocent pleasantries are harshly judged as creepy and pervy by the somewhat tomboy redhead who shows up with her daddy’s tow truck, it starts off a day where no one will be safe from following Darwin’s Unfortunate Law.<\/p>\n

Certainly not Bella, the cute young tow truck driver, nor Jamie and Lindsay, the coeds he encounters at a bus stop shortly after, a couple of generally bitchy girls more caught up in their own lives than being polite or respectful to anyone else. But it isn’t until Darwin passes by an Asian Fresh Groceries store that he fully lets loose in ways so epic one attractive employee and another similarly frustrated male customer will never forget.<\/p>\n

Spotting Cynthia in the soon to be closing bought out Asian Groceries store, Darwin is reminded of his quest to meet a lovely exotic woman like her, yet almost from the onset of speaking with her, Cynthia is revealed to be a total bitch. Gorgeous as ever, working in a somewhat unusual store with colorful boxes of food items meticulously organized and even a huge aquarium central to the store with all sorts of very fresh fish and seafood inside, Cynthia has no time for more rich assholes.<\/p>\n

But Darwin is not the rich asshole that bought out her business and soon will have it to demolish or re-purpose. Darwin is the rich asshole who is going to re-purpose her body, and quite possibly ruin that vision of perfection if only to teach her a lesson that should be law… Darwin’s Unfortunate Law.<\/p>\n

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When Darwin Darius meets an attractive woman, he can fall head over heels… but then a rich middle-aged man can’t change an often selfish arrogant woman’s mindset with wealth alone. His lack of success with women has led to plenty of frustration and pent up anger… anger Darwin has to work hard to manage. What … <\/p>\n

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