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\"Selfies<\/a>

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #28 – Blessed Swell & AbracaBOOBra by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

If the Summer heat is draining you dry, be sure and have a downright magically blessed time with these two specially selected Selfies. A few close girlfriends have a plan for facing the changes that post college life will bring, but they end up having a far more Swell time than expected. And Jeremy catches a quite magical break at getting more than a shot with his sister\u2019s hot friend, though sometimes real magic can be downright deflating.<\/p>\n

This Selfies includes:<\/p>\n

Blessed Swell<\/strong>: If there is one thing furthest from the minds of college coeds Olivia, Jamie, and Kate, it’s being a mother. They are faced with the real world just a short two semesters away, a real world where careers may succeed or fail, but where the option of choosing motherhood isn’t considered. Taking a road trip, the three find themselves at the Blessed Swell Hospital and their future is going to change.<\/p>\n

AbracaBOOBra<\/strong>: Friday the 13th wasn’t all that bad for Annie but Saturday is going to be a complete bust. Out with her best friend Lola and younger brother Jeremy, Annie is forced to play the responsible one. Her brother is always in so much trouble, a big lumbering clumsy oaf she can barely keep an eye on much less control. When Jeremy gets frustrated in a shop and jokingly grabs a magic wand things… happen.<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If the Summer heat is draining you dry, be sure and have a downright magically blessed time with these two specially selected Selfies. A few close girlfriends have a plan for facing the changes that post college life will bring, but they end up having a far more Swell time than expected. And Jeremy catches … <\/p>\n

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