{"id":42252,"date":"2019-01-12T18:40:57","date_gmt":"2019-01-13T00:40:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=42252"},"modified":"2019-01-13T13:31:02","modified_gmt":"2019-01-13T19:31:02","slug":"grab-some-fireworks-before-the-kremes-600th-book-arrives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2019\/01\/12\/grab-some-fireworks-before-the-kremes-600th-book-arrives\/","title":{"rendered":"Grab some fireworks before the Kreme&#8217;s 600th book arrives!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_42253\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/TheGrabBag33-cover.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-42253\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-42253\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/TheGrabBag33-cover-210x300.jpg\" alt=\"The Grab Bag #33 - Video Chit Chat &amp; Pop-Up Paula by Kris P. Kreme\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/TheGrabBag33-cover-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/TheGrabBag33-cover-768x1099.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/TheGrabBag33-cover-716x1024.jpg 716w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/TheGrabBag33-cover.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-42253\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Grab Bag #33 &#8211; Video Chit Chat &amp; Pop-Up Paula by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n<p>A new year means new opportunities to grab everything you can\u2026 online or off, so let\u2019s start the year off right with a juicy pair of online tales you can\u2019t resist grabbing. A coed named Kiera discovers it doesn\u2019t take a long chat to have lasting consequences, while another coed named Paula lets pop-up ads really get to her in all new ways.<\/p>\n<p>This Grab Bag includes:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Video Chit Chat<\/strong>: After accidentally initiating a video chat with a man she&#8217;s never met before, Kiera finds herself quickly sucked into a rather open and friendly conversation online. As the chat progresses, it becomes a challenge for her to prove that there is nothing this man can say or ask her to do that will embarrass her. In the end Kiera proves that even if she didn&#8217;t know it, there is nothing she won&#8217;t do.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pop-Up Paula:<\/strong>: After a hectic week during which a geeky boy declared his love and tried to kiss her, Paula now just wants to get her Christmas shopping done online without any surprises.Unfortunately surprises like she never could have imagined are just a pop-up ad away, and they are soon coming faster than she can handle, each ad doing something much more devious than just an advertisement.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/917655\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Now On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B07MCQNHZ6\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A new year means new opportunities to grab everything you can\u2026 online or off, so let\u2019s start the year off right with a juicy pair of online tales you can\u2019t resist grabbing. A coed named Kiera discovers it doesn\u2019t take a long chat to have lasting consequences, while another coed named Paula lets pop-up ads &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2019\/01\/12\/grab-some-fireworks-before-the-kremes-600th-book-arrives\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":42253,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[59,4],"tags":[61,63],"class_list":["post-42252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-grab-bag","category-tales-from-the-kreme","tag-grab-bag","tag-tales-from-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/TheGrabBag33-cover.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-aZu","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":35861,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2014\/07\/03\/chit-chat-is-for-readers-only\/","url_meta":{"origin":42252,"position":0},"title":"Chit Chat is for Readers Only","author":"Kris P. 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