{"id":42279,"date":"2019-02-02T21:02:11","date_gmt":"2019-02-03T03:02:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=42279"},"modified":"2019-02-03T13:15:08","modified_gmt":"2019-02-03T19:15:08","slug":"new-selfies-for-a-new-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2019\/02\/02\/new-selfies-for-a-new-year\/","title":{"rendered":"New Selfies for a New Year"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_42280\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Selfies33-cover.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-42280\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-42280\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Selfies33-cover-210x300.jpg\" alt=\"Selfies from Kastle Kreme #33 - The Wager &amp; Patty Caked by Kris P. Kreme\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Selfies33-cover-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Selfies33-cover-768x1099.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Selfies33-cover-716x1024.jpg 716w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Selfies33-cover.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-42280\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Selfies from Kastle Kreme #33 &#8211; The Wager &amp; Patty Caked by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n<p>A New Year brings all sorts of transformations, and the most unexpected are the ones you never see cumming\u2026 So sit down with a heaping pair of Selfies sure to give you a transformational smile all year long.<\/p>\n<p>This Selfies includes:<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Wager:<\/strong> Dana and Ethan are well matched for kinks, each one quite willing to do anything for and to the other. The wagers were Ethan&#8217;s ideas, but so far these little bets have all gone to Dana. She&#8217;s topped every limit and surpassed all expectations Ethan could have imagined, beating him at his own game, but this weekend he has a new wager, to turn Dana into a bimbo before the next weekend comes.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Patty Caked:<\/strong> Where the Kreme Kustom Single Choppered left off, Patty Caked picks up. Julez, the Sunday school teacher gone wicked, has a student to teach. After Matt&#8217;s ride on the chopper with teenage Patty, she is left confused, conflicted, and convinced that Julez and Matt know what to do with her. A week of perverse lessons and instructions later turns Patty into a true biker slut.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/921327\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B07NCKBHNF\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A New Year brings all sorts of transformations, and the most unexpected are the ones you never see cumming\u2026 So sit down with a heaping pair of Selfies sure to give you a transformational smile all year long. This Selfies includes: The Wager: Dana and Ethan are well matched for kinks, each one quite willing &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2019\/02\/02\/new-selfies-for-a-new-year\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":42280,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[60,4],"tags":[62,63],"class_list":["post-42279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-selfies","category-tales-from-the-kreme","tag-selfies","tag-tales-from-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-aZV","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":40932,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2017\/04\/23\/selfies-get-the-shivers-in-april\/","url_meta":{"origin":42279,"position":0},"title":"Selfies get the shivers in April","author":"Kris P. 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