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\"Selfies<\/a>

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #34 – Hold Time May Vary & Shocking Obedience by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

As Spring arrives, there\u2019s bound to be some much needed heat and no company brings the heat quite like Trance-tory. So try not to spend too much time on Hold, and put on your most obedient collar, it\u2019s time for a whole new Selfies.<\/p>\n

This Selfies Includes:<\/p>\n

Hold Time May Vary<\/strong>: A little trouble with her cable leads Savannah Benbow into more trouble than she’s prepared for. Phoning the support line with Trance-tory Cable, Savannah soon finds herself dealing with bizarre automated voices, personal questions she is humiliated to answer, and live representatives accusing her of not being Savannah Bimbo but actually being a slut.<\/p>\n

Shocking Obedience<\/strong>: Walter and Jennifer haven’t been married all that long, but that doesn’t mean Walter is a content man… not when Poopykins runs the house. However, when Walter comes home with a fancy obedience shock collar from Trance-tory, will a series of unintended mishaps change his mind about which bitch in his life really needs to be trained?<\/p>\n

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As Spring arrives, there\u2019s bound to be some much needed heat and no company brings the heat quite like Trance-tory. So try not to spend too much time on Hold, and put on your most obedient collar, it\u2019s time for a whole new Selfies. This Selfies Includes: Hold Time May Vary: A little trouble with … <\/p>\n

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