{"id":42386,"date":"2019-04-27T20:30:27","date_gmt":"2019-04-28T01:30:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=42386"},"modified":"2019-04-29T18:35:06","modified_gmt":"2019-04-29T23:35:06","slug":"any-time-is-a-good-time-for-a-selfies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2019\/04\/27\/any-time-is-a-good-time-for-a-selfies\/","title":{"rendered":"Any time is a good time for a Selfies"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_42387\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Selfies35-cover.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-42387\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-42387\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Selfies35-cover-210x300.jpg\" alt=\"Selfies from Kastle Kreme #35 - Horny &amp; Hot Spots by Kris P. Kreme\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Selfies35-cover-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Selfies35-cover-768x1099.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Selfies35-cover-716x1024.jpg 716w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Selfies35-cover.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-42387\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Selfies from Kastle Kreme #35 &#8211; Horny &amp; Hot Spots by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Spring has arrived and temperatures are warming, but you never know what a little spring cleaning will uncover. You might find a pair of silly looking costume devil horns that really turn up the heat on anyone who sees you wearing them. Or you might find that the normal heat is nothing to adjust to like the paranormal heat\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Either way, another fresh and frightening batch of Selfies is here.<\/p>\n<p>This Selfies Includes:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Horny<\/strong>: While their mom is away, Caleb can barely keep the peace between Abby and her younger brother Tyler, even though both are technically adults now and should be fine on their own. But when Tyler finds and puts on some cheap old costume devil horns, Abby finds herself incapable of looking at those horns without feeling&#8230; Horny.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hot Spots<\/strong>: A ghost hunting team led by the bold redheaded beauty, Erica, and backed up by the equally levelheaded, dark haired Justine is about to have a very successful investigation. They always fear failure as a team but tonight they&#8217;d best get ready to find frightening fear in the success of finding undeniably paranormal evidence inside a home. Cold spots are ghosts but hot spots are something else.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/936424\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B07R6MP5PQ\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spring has arrived and temperatures are warming, but you never know what a little spring cleaning will uncover. You might find a pair of silly looking costume devil horns that really turn up the heat on anyone who sees you wearing them. Or you might find that the normal heat is nothing to adjust to &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2019\/04\/27\/any-time-is-a-good-time-for-a-selfies\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":42413,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[60,4],"tags":[62,63],"class_list":["post-42386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-selfies","category-tales-from-the-kreme","tag-selfies","tag-tales-from-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Selfies36-cover.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-b1E","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":43717,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2021\/02\/27\/selfies-warm-things-up\/","url_meta":{"origin":42386,"position":0},"title":"Selfies warm things up","author":"Kris P. 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