{"id":42517,"date":"2019-06-30T19:57:09","date_gmt":"2019-07-01T00:57:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=42517"},"modified":"2019-07-01T13:06:05","modified_gmt":"2019-07-01T18:06:05","slug":"theres-a-grab-bag-for-the-summer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2019\/06\/30\/theres-a-grab-bag-for-the-summer\/","title":{"rendered":"There&#8217;s a Grab Bag for the summer"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_42518\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/TheGrabBag38-cover.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-42518\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-42518\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/TheGrabBag38-cover-210x300.jpg\" alt=\"The Grab Bag #38 - A Hot Mess &amp; Grope Therapy by Kris P. Kreme\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/TheGrabBag38-cover-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/TheGrabBag38-cover-768x1099.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/TheGrabBag38-cover-716x1024.jpg 716w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/TheGrabBag38-cover.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-42518\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Grab Bag #38 &#8211; A Hot Mess &amp; Grope Therapy by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n<p>The heat of summer has arrived, but nothing can prepare a struggling dad for the Hot Mess he\u2019s about to have at home. And from one S.M.U.Ty tale of dealing with teenage rebellion to another, therapy can always help you get a handle on things\u2026 especially when what you\u2019re getting a handle on is so enjoyably soft. So whether your sweltering summer leaves you a hot mess or you just need a little Grope Therapy, this month\u2019s Grab Bag has you covered.<\/p>\n<p>This Grab Bag includes:<\/p>\n<p><strong>A Hot Mess<\/strong> &#8211; When Henry&#8217;s adopted daughters disobey and have wild parties while he is away, leaving a mess he has to deal with, the non-confrontational man is at a loss what to do. The solution comes when he orders a unique device from an electronics hobbyist magazine. The subliminal modification user telefiltration device supposedly can have his daughters internalize their obsession with parties and messes.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Grope Therapy<\/strong> &#8211; Max Colby, school principal, has had to call Melanie in for bad behavior. Unfortunately Melanie is also his stepdaughter, meaning he has to share a home with her and the last thing he wants is to bring the stress home. Thanks to a mysteriously successful therapy session with Doctor Linus, Max has little to worry about and Melanie will be giving an all new positive twist to being a bad girl.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/946772\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Now On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B07TS3RX4X\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The heat of summer has arrived, but nothing can prepare a struggling dad for the Hot Mess he\u2019s about to have at home. And from one S.M.U.Ty tale of dealing with teenage rebellion to another, therapy can always help you get a handle on things\u2026 especially when what you\u2019re getting a handle on is so &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2019\/06\/30\/theres-a-grab-bag-for-the-summer\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":42518,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[59,4],"tags":[61,63],"class_list":["post-42517","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-grab-bag","category-tales-from-the-kreme","tag-grab-bag","tag-tales-from-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/TheGrabBag38-cover.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-b3L","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":45810,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2023\/11\/14\/took-a-minute-to-grab-this-number-didnt-it\/","url_meta":{"origin":42517,"position":0},"title":"Took a minute to Grab this number didn&#8217;t it?","author":"Kris P. 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