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\"Selfies<\/a>

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #38 – Spa Sucking & Bimbo Beer by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

As summer slowly starts to fade and temperatures cool, it\u2019s time to enjoy another Summer fading while only getting hotter. But enjoy a stop by a very special spa first to put some excitement back in the marriage while taking a little intellect out of it. Selfies returns again to bring readers twice the tantalizing tales of bubble baths and beer\u2026 and of course bimbos.<\/p>\n

This Selfies Includes:<\/p>\n

Spa Sucking:<\/strong> He needs to spice things up, to put some magic in the relationship at any cost, and he really needs to find a method of moving past her shyness. After his drunken buddies suggest a visit to Le Spa Le Suck, Chris is all for trying. The unique treatment of self applied creams and oils followed by a soaker tub with underwater suction massages seems perfect but can Elly resist the side effects?<\/p>\n

Bimbo Beer:<\/strong> Summer pays for law school by working at Declan’s, a low class and poorly kept bar that is always looking for cheap ways to success. The latest attempt might just be their best as it has Summer wearing the most embarrassing excuse for a bar wench costume and serving the most humiliating excuse for a beer, called Bimbo Beer.<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

As summer slowly starts to fade and temperatures cool, it\u2019s time to enjoy another Summer fading while only getting hotter. But enjoy a stop by a very special spa first to put some excitement back in the marriage while taking a little intellect out of it. Selfies returns again to bring readers twice the tantalizing … <\/p>\n

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