{"id":42708,"date":"2019-09-16T20:18:45","date_gmt":"2019-09-17T01:18:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=42708"},"modified":"2019-09-17T18:02:26","modified_gmt":"2019-09-17T23:02:26","slug":"if-nothing-else-theres-sintendo-support-to-help","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2019\/09\/16\/if-nothing-else-theres-sintendo-support-to-help\/","title":{"rendered":"If nothing else, there’s SINtendo Support to help"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"SINtendo<\/a>

SINtendo Support by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

When a game isn’t living up to the expectations or worse seems to promise things it doesn’t deliver, a player can always call SINtendo Support.<\/p>\n

Adam is such a player, having frustrations with his Boob Aboosers 3000 game, a game where he plays as a ghost scaring random women in his neighborhood before possessing them and making them brutally abuse their own boobs. The problem, he just can’t get them to suck so hard milk spews out their boobs.<\/p>\n

Reaching SINtendo Support agent Summer, Adam rants and ultimately they figure out the solution, but with no one in his neighborhood remaining available to play with, will Summer end up assisting in a way she never intended?<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

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Just what happens when a game fails to satisfy as it should, or worse when a game promises something it doesn’t deliver and blatantly seems to lie about what it does on the back of the box? For an angry gamer, Adam, he calls SINtendo Support and gets routed to a fairly new support agent, Summer who may not realize just how satisfied Adam will end up at the end of their call.<\/p>\n

Summer has been working in other departments but this is her first week taking customer complaint calls and she’s dedicated to doing so in a completely professional manner. Unfortunately she might have little choice in the matter as she tries her best to calm Adam down when he angrily calls about the simple fact Boob Aboosers 3000 doesn’t in fact let him do what he wants to do, what the screenshot on the back of the box shows should be possible.<\/p>\n

In Boob Aboosers 3000, the latest in a series of games with that title, one plays as a ghost who possesses people or parts of them, scaring them with a BOO and then taking control, going into a boob abusing frenzy to rack up points. Adam’s problem… despite playing very well and skilled, he can’t for the life of him get one of the girls he possesses to suck on their boobs until milk spews out.<\/p>\n

The back of the box makes it clear that it should be possible, but he can’t do it, no matter how he abuses their boobs. Unfortunately now, he’s run out of available girls or neighbors close enough to his SINtendo system to keep trying, having already ruined all the nearby boobs.<\/p>\n

Will SINtendo Supoort agent Summer be able to solve the mystery of why his game isn’t letting him do what he wants to do? Will a screen sharing session to view what he is seeing on his system help her provide satisfactory assistance? Or will that merely open a door to assistance she never thought she’d provide… the kind that Adam definitely enjoys, at the expense of SINtendo Support?<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n

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Koming Next\u2026 SINtendo is so sweet…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When a game isn’t living up to the expectations or worse seems to promise things it doesn’t deliver, a player can always call SINtendo Support. Adam is such a player, having frustrations with his Boob Aboosers 3000 game, a game where he plays as a ghost scaring random women in his neighborhood before possessing them … <\/p>\n

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