{"id":42956,"date":"2019-12-31T16:04:27","date_gmt":"2019-12-31T22:04:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=42956"},"modified":"2019-12-31T19:01:04","modified_gmt":"2020-01-01T01:01:04","slug":"on-the-last-day-of-2019-dont-forget-to-take-selfies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2019\/12\/31\/on-the-last-day-of-2019-dont-forget-to-take-selfies\/","title":{"rendered":"On the last day of 2019 don&#8217;t forget to take Selfies"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_42957\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Selfies41-cover.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-42957\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-42957\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Selfies41-cover-210x300.jpg\" alt=\"Selfies from Kastle Kreme #41 - SINtendo Santa: Nice and Naughty &amp; Booby Trapped Blizzard by Kris P. Kreme\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Selfies41-cover-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Selfies41-cover-716x1024.jpg 716w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Selfies41-cover-768x1099.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Selfies41-cover-1074x1536.jpg 1074w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Selfies41-cover.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-42957\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Selfies from Kastle Kreme #41 &#8211; SINtendo Santa: Nice and Naughty &amp; Booby Trapped Blizzard by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n<p>For street smart Nick Christmas isn\u2019t the time of getting everything he wanted, but he is good at getting things. He finds all new ways of making Naughty Nice when he swipes a fancy unlocked cell phone with a fun little App on it. And for emergency meteorologist Teresa, a white Christmas may just mean a whole lot more during a blizzard when calls come into her remote weather station challenging her to do the unthinkable or face the unimaginable.<\/p>\n<p>This Selfies Includes:<\/p>\n<p><strong>SINtendo Santa:<\/strong> Nice and Naughty: Not every Nick this time of year is an old saint, and one of those young Nick&#8217;s is about to find some SINful entertainment on the street. After lifting a wealthy man&#8217;s phone and finding it unlocked, Nick downloads a very special app game called SINtendo Santa: Nice and Naughty.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Booby Trapped Blizzard:<\/strong> Bad weather is something Teresa Simpson specializes in handling. As the lead emergency meteorologist for a region of her state, she&#8217;s trained to handle white out conditions like the current blizzard guarantees. Told she has been Booby Trapped, what is Teresa to do when after refusing a challenge she finds her small chest massively growing?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/998086\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B083CNWVJT\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For street smart Nick Christmas isn\u2019t the time of getting everything he wanted, but he is good at getting things. He finds all new ways of making Naughty Nice when he swipes a fancy unlocked cell phone with a fun little App on it. And for emergency meteorologist Teresa, a white Christmas may just mean &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2019\/12\/31\/on-the-last-day-of-2019-dont-forget-to-take-selfies\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":42957,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[60,4],"tags":[62,63],"class_list":["post-42956","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-selfies","category-tales-from-the-kreme","tag-selfies","tag-tales-from-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Selfies41-cover.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-baQ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":45210,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2023\/01\/14\/selfies-appear-for-a-new-year\/","url_meta":{"origin":42956,"position":0},"title":"Selfies appear for a new year","author":"Kris P. 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