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\"The<\/a>

The Grab Bag #43 – The Four Whoresmen & I See Horny People by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

It\u2019s a new year, full of opportunities to GRAB, but in this BAG you might find more than you can handle. Looking for some inspiration for your creative writing, perhaps the beginning to a career and not just a job. Look no further than the epic tale of a strange rock and how it brought a whole lot more than luck to one familiar writer. Or maybe you\u2019re looking for help when it seems the world is going crazy and horny all around you, a listening psychologist who might try to tell you it\u2019s all in your head while it gets in her head too.<\/p>\n

This Grab Bag includes:<\/p>\n

The Four Whoresmen:<\/strong> Dylan Reed never had a problem writing, even if sometimes people might have had a problem with the erotica he wrote. Then came the day he lost inspiration, stumbled and grew frustrated. A trip to local Mount Colette changed all that with the discovery of a strange rock and coincidental spark of inspiration when four people rode by on horseback.<\/p>\n

I See Horny People:<\/strong> When a renowned and respected female psychologist learns that her newest patient is from South Gable, a town where chaos made the news in recent years, she is intrigued. When she hears from the patient, Rebecca Landers, that she can apparently see horny people… but they don’t know they are horny until she sees them, she is confused.<\/p>\n

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Now On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It\u2019s a new year, full of opportunities to GRAB, but in this BAG you might find more than you can handle. Looking for some inspiration for your creative writing, perhaps the beginning to a career and not just a job. Look no further than the epic tale of a strange rock and how it brought … <\/p>\n

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