{"id":43098,"date":"2020-03-31T20:14:38","date_gmt":"2020-04-01T01:14:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=43098"},"modified":"2020-04-01T22:45:52","modified_gmt":"2020-04-02T03:45:52","slug":"selfies-spring-up-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2020\/03\/31\/selfies-spring-up-again\/","title":{"rendered":"Selfies spring up again"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_43099\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Selfies44-cover.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-43099\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-43099\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Selfies44-cover-210x300.jpg\" alt=\"Selfies From Kastle Kreme #44 - Bimbo Bombed Besties &amp; Ritualized by Kris P. Kreme\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Selfies44-cover-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Selfies44-cover-716x1024.jpg 716w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Selfies44-cover-768x1099.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Selfies44-cover-1074x1536.jpg 1074w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Selfies44-cover.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-43099\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Selfies From Kastle Kreme #44 &#8211; Bimbo Bombed Besties &amp; Ritualized by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Maybe March Madness was cancelled this year but that doesn\u2019t mean there isn\u2019t plenty of true Madness to go around. Best friends Wila and Mona get Bimbo Bombed while out. If they don\u2019t have a public fight, things may truly go crazy in public for the both of them. And a little thrill around Halloween is fine, but Amber is a whole lot finer after an attempt to spook her possesses her with more than fear. There\u2019s plenty to be scared of, but not these Selfies\u2026 unless you happen to be in them.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>This Selfies Includes:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bimbo Bombed Besties<\/strong>: Best friends, Wila and Mona, never suspected that their friendly flirting and teasing may have pushed someone too far, but as they stand on a crowded city street looking at Mona&#8217;s phone, they will discover that revenge is best served scalding hot. They are informed that they have been Bimbo Bombed and must choose to either turn on each other in a violent lusty fight or suffer the consequences.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ritualized<\/strong>: It&#8217;s always common during the month of October for people to sneak into the old church, tell tales beneath the massive columns of bizarre rituals once performed there. None are true, just ways to scare chills into girls, then find more enjoyable ways to warm those chills away. But just because the stories are never true, that doesn&#8217;t mean the place isn&#8217;t writing its own.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/1012813\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B086P9J3CK\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe March Madness was cancelled this year but that doesn\u2019t mean there isn\u2019t plenty of true Madness to go around. Best friends Wila and Mona get Bimbo Bombed while out. If they don\u2019t have a public fight, things may truly go crazy in public for the both of them. And a little thrill around Halloween &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2020\/03\/31\/selfies-spring-up-again\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":43099,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Selfies spring up again","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[60,4],"tags":[62,63],"class_list":["post-43098","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-selfies","category-tales-from-the-kreme","tag-selfies","tag-tales-from-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Selfies44-cover.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-bd8","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":44280,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2021\/11\/13\/selfies-dont-forget-hallowkreme\/","url_meta":{"origin":43098,"position":0},"title":"Selfies don&#8217;t forget HallowKreme","author":"Kris P. 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