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\"Selfies<\/a>

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #45 – Knock Up Roses & Working Out All the Kinks by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Spring may have been cancelled this year but Selfies never forgets a season\u2026 and neither do the flowers. But the roses Olivia finds as a gift to her mother might have her finding herself a mother soon enough. And while you\u2019re stuck at home, marriages may be put to the test, but that doesn\u2019t mean you can\u2019t work out all the kinks, and Cliff and Laura are working out kinks they didn\u2019t even know they had for this month\u2019s Selfies.<\/p>\n

This Selfies Includes:<\/p>\n

Knock Up Roses:<\/strong> Nearly forgetting her mother’s birthday, a young freelance fashion model finds herself out of her element, desperately seeking bargain prices on just the right plants to make her mom’s day special. She might just make it more special than she bargained for after buying some inexpensive supposedly mislabeled knock out roses.<\/p>\n

Working Out All the Kinks:<\/strong> Cliff and Laura have like so many couples let themselves go. A comfortable marriage with kids in college means life is getting easier, as far as Cliff is concerned, but Laura runs the show and when she chooses for them to join a fancy local gym, life takes a truly twisted turn. They win a prize to The Island of Dreams, but this island will have them turning into the stuff of perverse fantasies.<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Spring may have been cancelled this year but Selfies never forgets a season\u2026 and neither do the flowers. But the roses Olivia finds as a gift to her mother might have her finding herself a mother soon enough. And while you\u2019re stuck at home, marriages may be put to the test, but that doesn\u2019t mean … <\/p>\n

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