{"id":43219,"date":"2020-06-28T19:41:18","date_gmt":"2020-06-29T00:41:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=43219"},"modified":"2022-10-29T15:43:57","modified_gmt":"2022-10-29T20:43:57","slug":"clean-up-with-the-selfies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2020\/06\/28\/clean-up-with-the-selfies\/","title":{"rendered":"Clean up with the Selfies"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_43220\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Selfies46-cover.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-43220\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-43220\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Selfies46-cover-210x300.jpg\" alt=\"Selfies From Kastle Kreme #46 - The Pop-out Book &amp; Kreme Kleaning by Kris P, Kreme\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Selfies46-cover-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Selfies46-cover-716x1024.jpg 716w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Selfies46-cover-768x1099.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Selfies46-cover-1074x1536.jpg 1074w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Selfies46-cover.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-43220\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Selfies From Kastle Kreme #46 &#8211; The Pop-out Book &amp; Kreme Kleaning by Kris P, Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Summer is hotter than ever, and whether you\u2019re braving the heat to try and be social or staying indoors, there\u2019s plenty of time to read as Amelia discovers when a pop-up book with printing errors shows up in her bookstore. But maybe you\u2019re just focused on staying clean, and the next THREE tales are sure to help there, as Selfies brings you Kreme Kleaning\u2026 some dirty dirty tales about the service industry.<\/p>\n<p>A total of four works of Kreme!<br \/>\nOver 28,000 Words of Kreme!<\/p>\n<p>This Selfies includes:<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Pop-out Book:<\/strong> Working at a discount bookstore, Amelia is in her element. A shy bookish but cute girl, Amelia has no idea that the latest arrival for the special bargains table may make a bargain out of her. The Pop-out Book lives up to its name, popping out passions and more that readers never knew they had.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kreme Kleaning &#8211; Parts I, II and III:<\/strong> It\u2019s that time of year again, Spring Cleaning time\u2026 although at Kastle Kreme things sometimes just get dirtier. Maids have it rough, but they\u2019ve never had it rougher or ended up enjoying a most unclean ending more than in two of these tales. And have you ever wanted to leave a certain waitress an extra big tip\u2026 possibly more? The Kreme hired a new maid this Spring and it\u2019s service with a smile.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/1030094\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B08BZVWVBM\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Summer is hotter than ever, and whether you\u2019re braving the heat to try and be social or staying indoors, there\u2019s plenty of time to read as Amelia discovers when a pop-up book with printing errors shows up in her bookstore. But maybe you\u2019re just focused on staying clean, and the next THREE tales are sure &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2020\/06\/28\/clean-up-with-the-selfies\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":43220,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Clean up with the Selfies","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[60,4],"tags":[62,63],"class_list":["post-43219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-selfies","category-tales-from-the-kreme","tag-selfies","tag-tales-from-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/Selfies46-cover.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-bf5","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":38072,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2015\/08\/01\/koming-soon-the-grab-bag-and-selfies\/","url_meta":{"origin":43219,"position":0},"title":"Koming Soon&#8230; The Grab Bag and Selfies!","author":"Kris P. 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