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\"Selfies<\/a>

Selfies From Kastle Kreme #48 – May Cause Swelling & Population Inflation by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

As the weather starts to cool, are allergies heating up this year? Be sure you find the right relief or it May Cause Swelling\u2026 and speaking of a growing problem, the population of a small town called Seeder\u2019s Grove is about to reach all new highs when a traveler gets altered by some hazardous fertility treatment waste!<\/p>\n

This Selfies includes:<\/p>\n

May Cause Swelling:<\/strong> Battling seasonal allergies as she has long been prone to, Beverly and her husband Bryan are in the pharmacy trying to find any possible solution that doesn’t have potentially deadly side-effects. Finding the most promising, called Allergoner, Beverly is fine with the very minor and highly unlikely side-effects listed, even if Bryan is a bit skeptical reading them over.<\/p>\n

Population Inflation:<\/strong> There are perfectly sized towns, not too big, not too small, and the town of Seeder’s Grove is one of them. After getting accidentally doused and saturated with rejected fertility treatment chemicals on the outskirts of town, a wandering stranger named Brady will become a modern monster of a man. There will be no nubile flesh that can resist his potent scent, his brooding breeding desires.<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

As the weather starts to cool, are allergies heating up this year? Be sure you find the right relief or it May Cause Swelling\u2026 and speaking of a growing problem, the population of a small town called Seeder\u2019s Grove is about to reach all new highs when a traveler gets altered by some hazardous fertility … <\/p>\n

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