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\"Selfies<\/a>

Selfies From Kastle Kreme #50 – I’m No Angel & Elevated Anxiety by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

It might be a new year but that doesn\u2019t mean we don\u2019t have some old troubles, and up first this month we have the tale of an old being with less than angelic ambitions. And if that doesn\u2019t leave your anxiety elevated, next there\u2019s a literal tale of getting stuck\u2026 in an elevator. But at least the company is friendly\u2026 if a bit more than just persuasive.<\/p>\n

This Selfies includes:<\/p>\n

I’m No Angel:<\/strong> A mysterious man who may not even be a man takes a stroll through the city, just a simple shared experience to better explain the story of who he is. He’s powerful in ways most can’t fathom, with abilities that could ultimately lead to so much good in the world. Of course, the truth is, he’s no angel and has always had a taste for the perverse<\/p>\n

Elevated Anxiety:<\/strong> Dressed as a sexy maid, Harmony was just sneaking out to a costume party some cool kids are throwing from school. Of course sneaking out from a high rise apartment can be difficult, especially when you become trapped on a broken down elevator with a stranger. Is the stranger, a man named Randall, as friendly as he seems, or will Harmony soon find herself becoming much more friendly?<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It might be a new year but that doesn\u2019t mean we don\u2019t have some old troubles, and up first this month we have the tale of an old being with less than angelic ambitions. And if that doesn\u2019t leave your anxiety elevated, next there\u2019s a literal tale of getting stuck\u2026 in an elevator. But at … <\/p>\n

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