{"id":43711,"date":"2021-02-28T10:41:32","date_gmt":"2021-02-28T16:41:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=43711"},"modified":"2021-02-27T13:42:20","modified_gmt":"2021-02-27T19:42:20","slug":"its-going-to-be-march-madness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2021\/02\/28\/its-going-to-be-march-madness\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s going to be March Madness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">There&#8217;s March Madness and then&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/MarchMadnessPromoAd.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-43712 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/MarchMadnessPromoAd-295x300.jpg\" alt=\"March Madness Promo Ad\" width=\"295\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/MarchMadnessPromoAd-295x300.jpg 295w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/MarchMadnessPromoAd-1007x1024.jpg 1007w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/MarchMadnessPromoAd-768x781.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/MarchMadnessPromoAd.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 295px) 100vw, 295px\" \/>There&#8217;s the Kreme&#8217;s March Madness&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Coming Soon!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s March Madness and then&#8230; There&#8217;s the Kreme&#8217;s March Madness&#8230; Coming Soon!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":43712,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[205,4],"tags":[206,63],"class_list":["post-43711","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-march-madness","category-tales-from-the-kreme","tag-march-madness","tag-tales-from-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-bn1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":48871,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2026\/03\/01\/the-madness-is-about-to-begin\/","url_meta":{"origin":43711,"position":0},"title":"The Madness is about to begin","author":"Kris P. 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