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\"Selfies<\/a>

Selfies From Kastle Kreme #51 – Nine Month Abs & Hot Under the Collar by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Spring is nearly here, but are you ready for the heat? Get ready and get fit fast with an exercise program sure to shape you ladies up, Nine Month Abs. But the heat might be too much to handle for Amy when one mistake leads to another, ending in quite the religious experience with Hot Under the Collar.<\/p>\n

This Selfies includes:<\/p>\n

Nine Month Abs:<\/strong> Spring is nearly here, but are you ready for the heat? Get ready and get fit fast with an exercise program sure to shape you ladies up, Nine Month Abs. But the heat might be too much to handle for Amy when one mistake leads to another, ending in quite the religious experience with Hot Under the Collar.<\/p>\n

Hot Under the Collar:<\/strong> Preacher Paul is relaxing before meeting with seniors soon to be heading off to college. When one of those young members, Amy, soon to be studying for the ministry herself, rushes in with coffee, her clumsiness results in splashes all over the pastor’s collar he left on his desk. While an accident, Amy is horrified and has to fix her mistake… but fixing one mistake may make another.<\/p>\n

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Spring is nearly here, but are you ready for the heat? Get ready and get fit fast with an exercise program sure to shape you ladies up, Nine Month Abs. But the heat might be too much to handle for Amy when one mistake leads to another, ending in quite the religious experience with Hot … <\/p>\n

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