{"id":43768,"date":"2021-03-27T21:08:07","date_gmt":"2021-03-28T02:08:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=43768"},"modified":"2021-03-28T18:50:50","modified_gmt":"2021-03-28T23:50:50","slug":"grab-some-monsters-in-march","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2021\/03\/27\/grab-some-monsters-in-march\/","title":{"rendered":"Grab some monsters in March"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_43769\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/TheGrabBag53-cover.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-43769\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-43769\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/TheGrabBag53-cover-210x300.jpg\" alt=\"The Grab Bag #53 - Vicki the Voluptuous Vimbo &amp; the Boobeyman by Kris P. Kreme\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/TheGrabBag53-cover-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/TheGrabBag53-cover-716x1024.jpg 716w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/TheGrabBag53-cover-768x1099.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/TheGrabBag53-cover-1074x1536.jpg 1074w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/TheGrabBag53-cover.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-43769\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Grab Bag #53 &#8211; Vicki the Voluptuous Vimbo &amp; the Boobeyman by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n<p>March Madness is still upon us, and the Madness of the Kreme has yet to end! Will readers fear the monstrous madness Kreme creatures can unleash; can they even handle it? Victoria was a sweet conservative girl, until she encountered a surprisingly dumb creature of the night. She then became a variation of vampire you\u2019ve never heard of\u2026 one that sucks in only the best way. Alexandra was also an ordinary girl, moving into a new home, but does it already have a resident? Moving is exhausting, but when she sleeps, any dreams of morality and decency will be busted!<\/p>\n<p>This Grab Bag includes:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Vicki the Voluptuous Vimbo:<\/strong> Vicki was always the good student, the smart girl, the conservatively raised responsible one on campus. This is the story of how she became a creature of the night. Yes, this is how Vicki became a vimbo. What&#8217;s that? What is a vimbo? Well, in simple terms, it&#8217;s a genetic off-shoot of a vampire. In more basic terms it&#8217;s one you definitely want to meet one night if you&#8217;re a red-blooded male.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Boobeyman:<\/strong> Alexandra&#8217;s new home may have an unexpected tenant still dwelling within. Warned by some rather strange girls in the neighborhood, she is told the tale of The Boobeyman, a creature that comes for her as she sleeps and makes her boobs bigger. Will she suffer the same fate as the girl who lived in the home before her? Will her boobs expand as her inhibitions and ability to resist temptation shrink?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/1076684\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Now On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B0918RSG7T\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>March Madness is still upon us, and the Madness of the Kreme has yet to end! Will readers fear the monstrous madness Kreme creatures can unleash; can they even handle it? Victoria was a sweet conservative girl, until she encountered a surprisingly dumb creature of the night. She then became a variation of vampire you\u2019ve &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2021\/03\/27\/grab-some-monsters-in-march\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":43769,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"Grab some monsters in March","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[59,4],"tags":[61,63],"class_list":["post-43768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-grab-bag","category-tales-from-the-kreme","tag-grab-bag","tag-tales-from-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-bnW","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":44950,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2022\/09\/30\/grab-something-against-the-chill-of-october\/","url_meta":{"origin":43768,"position":0},"title":"Grab something against the chill of October","author":"Kris P. 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