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\"Selfies<\/a>

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #52 – Dawn of the Brain Dead & Pushing the Veil by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

You thought the Madness was over, but there\u2019s one last bit of madness to endure! Dawn was always the smartest but has there been a truth the world ignored that even a smart woman can\u2019t understand? A mysterious rash of mindless vanishings couldn\u2019t possibly be connected to reality television turning women into zombies, could it? And is there one day a year when the madness and mayhem and mindless monsters all find it easiest to slip past the veil\u2026 when everything you ever thought made reality so limited becomes nothing short of perverse?<\/p>\n

This Selfies includes:<\/p>\n

Dawn of the Brain Dead:<\/strong> Dawn is having one hell of a morning, particularly after the intelligent woman receives an urgent plea to chat online from one of her more nutty friends. Her friend Greta claims that the unexplained disappearances lately of successful intelligent women all over the world is caused by reality television. Is this all just crazy rambling paranoia, or will Dawn truly rise to believe?<\/p>\n

Pushing the Veil:<\/strong> This Halloween forces are at work from otherworldly dimensions, dimensions where the dead live on to play with the living, dimensions where the flow of thoughts and actions can be randomly reversed, and dimensions where idle fantasies and the movies one watches can merge into delectable devilish reality.<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You thought the Madness was over, but there\u2019s one last bit of madness to endure! Dawn was always the smartest but has there been a truth the world ignored that even a smart woman can\u2019t understand? A mysterious rash of mindless vanishings couldn\u2019t possibly be connected to reality television turning women into zombies, could it? … <\/p>\n

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