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\"Selfies<\/a>

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #55 – The Doggy Days of Summer & A Hot Mess by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>
\nThere\u2019s more than one way to beat the heat, but sometimes the heat beats you. When Dave plays a joke on his gullible wife Courtney, she may be more than just overheated. And when Henry tries to do the right thing with a fancy new product, Chloe and Mia do all the wrong things. It\u2019s hotter than ever this year, and that\u2019s not just the Selfies, though they might just make you sweat!<\/p>\n

This Selfies includes:<\/p>\n

The Doggy Days of Summer<\/strong><\/p>\n

Inspired by her body and dedicated to keeping her to himself, Dave uses Courtney’s gullibility against her, making up a story about The Doggy Days of Summer, days the sun is very deadly for Courtney. Gullibility is powerful these days, but not as powerful as The Doggy Days of Summer. <\/p>\n

A Hot Mess<\/strong><\/p>\n

When Henry’s adopted daughters disobey and have wild parties while he is away, leaving a mess he has to deal with, the non-confrontational man is at a loss what to do. The solution comes when he orders a unique device from an electronics hobbyist magazine. The subliminal modification user telefiltration device supposedly can have his daughters internalize their obsession with parties and messes.<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There\u2019s more than one way to beat the heat, but sometimes the heat beats you. When Dave plays a joke on his gullible wife Courtney, she may be more than just overheated. And when Henry tries to do the right thing with a fancy new product, Chloe and Mia do all the wrong things. It\u2019s … <\/p>\n

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