{"id":44057,"date":"2021-08-28T18:13:22","date_gmt":"2021-08-28T23:13:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=44057"},"modified":"2021-08-29T12:58:22","modified_gmt":"2021-08-29T17:58:22","slug":"the-magic-returns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2021\/08\/28\/the-magic-returns\/","title":{"rendered":"The Magic Returns"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Carnival Conundrums by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>
\nAlan always loved magic, but he and his roommate Irving searched the attic above their dorm, he never realized magic could change his life.<\/p>\n

Trance-tory Trickery was the method by which stage props did something even Alan never thought possible, actually sawing a girl in half, actually twisting her like a pretzel and more. They found those props along with guns that did things only fantasized about.<\/p>\n

Now as fall semester begins, Alan has a reputation as the best magician around… but is he ready for a charity carnival thrown by Tau Phi Tau sorority? Discovering new prop guns, no idea what they do, this may be the start of some Carnival Conundrums nobody in town will forget.<\/p>\n

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Before the recent summer, one-time loners and losers Alan and his college roommate Irving threw the party to end all parties. But thanks to their discovery of vintage Trance-tory magic props in the dusty attic above their dorm, this party was only the beginning.<\/p>\n

Alan always loved magic, saw it as the ultimate solution to his being otherwise never paid much attention to, particularly by the opposite sex. But until they used the props they found as party entertainment, neither Alan nor Irving had so much as touched a girl.<\/p>\n

Trance-tory Trickery was what it was called in the yellowed old paperwork, a mysterious and powerful method of tricking the mind that pain was pleasure, and somehow the props actually worked… sawing a girl in half, the guillotine, and the twister box all doing mind blowing magic that gave new meaning to giving good head. <\/p>\n

The best part was that as long as Alan stayed sober enough to try and piece the girls back together before dawn, everyone mostly returned back to normal, drunken memories of the best party they ever attended. <\/p>\n

Over the summer, Alan and Irving hosted more parties than they ever had even attended before, hired by every Frat on campus to take things well beyond wild, all thanks to magic.<\/p>\n

But now that summer is over and a new fall semester is starting back up, Alan has calmed down, realizing they need to be more careful as he looks across campus and sees a somewhat startling increase in obviously pregnant coeds, not to mention a few magical holdovers which should be impossible. What Alan thinks is they need to stop having parties just on campus, since eventually someone is bound to notice all the craziness happening to the students and their bodies.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately for Alan, his always horny sidekick Irving, now part of his act as Irving the Everyman, has already booked a gig for the magical duo… but after hearing him out, this might be just the change they need.<\/p>\n

Tau Phi Tau, the most highbrow respected sorority on campus hosts a yearly charity carnival off campus. Everyone from all over town attends, so it certainly won’t just be drunken coeds. The leaders of Tau Phi Tau heard of the Amazing Awesome Alan, and wanted to hire him to perform magic during the carnival, maybe do a big show at the end.<\/p>\n

After thinking it over, Alan agrees, this will be a chance to stretch his magical skills, and maybe a few hot coeds from Tau Phi Tau, the Greek sorority with the letters that literally spell out TIT. Alan definitely has loosened up since getting laid more than he could remember at his first magic show, but he likes to focus on the performance.<\/p>\n

That’s how Alan and Irving end up back in the dank dark attic, looking for anything they may have missed before. When they find a box with the Trance-tory label on it, both of them are thrilled, even if the box only contains some more of the prop looking rayguns they found before.<\/p>\n

They still use the others all the time in their various parties, the Brain Blaster probably responsible for slumping grades among female coeds, the Bang Gun always what takes things to new extremes, and ultimately keeps people from freaking out when the more physical props work beyond their imagination.<\/p>\n

These new rayguns will be fun to try out at the carnival, but only if they follow some very careful planning. Alan will perform tricks outside, where the rides are, the parents, the children, people who can’t see their true magic and all the depravity it causes. Irving will spend the first part of the night inside, where a charity poker event always takes place, where a lone sorority girl manages a taffy machine that has proven less than popular. As long as they keep all the adults and those over eighteen inside the nearby strip mall where all indoor events are held, Alan thinks they can stretch the performance, do some tricks, entertain the guests… then later in the evening have their typical extreme orgy of magic and mayhem with the Tau Phi Tau girls inside.<\/p>\n

But will Irving discover that restraining himself isn’t easy, especially when a gun called the Silly String Shotgun startles the taffy machine girl right into that very machine, leaving her literally stretched all through it like the taffy girl she has become? Will things only get worse when he uses something called the Breakup Blaster on a hot coed serving drinks to the poker players, her body literally breaking up into pieces, all of which the Bang Gun blasted men soon have plenty of uses for?<\/p>\n

And what about Alan, performing card tricks for parents. Could he slip when a rather sexy but smart mouth mother calls him on the method of his tricks? Could the Brain Blaster put her in her place and entertain her husband?<\/p>\n

Alan and Irving became a magical act no one on campus expected, The Amazing Awesome Alan with his assistant Irving the Everyman… but has their Trance-tory Trickery spilled out into the community faster than they can handle, or will they manage these Carnival Conundrums in a way every one benefits from… even charity?<\/p>\n

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Alan always loved magic, but he and his roommate Irving searched the attic above their dorm, he never realized magic could change his life. Trance-tory Trickery was the method by which stage props did something even Alan never thought possible, actually sawing a girl in half, actually twisting her like a pretzel and more. They … <\/p>\n

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