{"id":44067,"date":"2021-09-02T20:38:17","date_gmt":"2021-09-03T01:38:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=44067"},"modified":"2021-09-05T16:17:03","modified_gmt":"2021-09-05T21:17:03","slug":"sintendo-goes-back-to-college-looking-for-suckrs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2021\/09\/02\/sintendo-goes-back-to-college-looking-for-suckrs\/","title":{"rendered":"SINtendo goes back to college looking for suckers"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"SINtendo<\/a>

SINtendo SUCKERS by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>
\nDuring Spring Break, Tobias returned home expecting normal in a crazy world.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately there was no normal, and the only hope seemed his brand new VR headset. At least it could offer an escape to a better world, and these days any world was better. <\/p>\n

Playing SINtendo SUCKER, Tobias was free to use his own neighbors as players, suck or be sucked. But when he found out it was real, everything changed. <\/p>\n

Now he’s back for a new semester and the pandemic is also back, restrictions everywhere. But there’s restrictions in his favorite game, and he’s about to make SINtendo SUCKERS out of students and faculty who never knew how much life could suck until trapped in his crazy gameplay.<\/p>\n

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The unexpected sequel to SINtendo SUCKER<\/p>\n

Tobias is one college student who can definitely beat others for having had the craziest year ever. Even if every college student on his campus has been through the same pandemic he has, suffered the same social distancing demands and restrictions, Tobias discovered something much better than a cure to that particularly frustrating brand of chaos. He discovered something called SINtendo.<\/p>\n

It was Spring Break, when Tobias headed to his hometown in what he thought was an escape back to something normal, only to discover that his hometown was back under stay at home orders. That was when Tobias fired up his brand new VR headset and tried out some hacked games his buddy Gage had put on a thumb drive for him. But when he discovered those games were none-other-than SINtendo games, everything changed… including Tobias’ entire neighborhood.<\/p>\n

Playing a game called SINtendo SUCKER, a simplistic game but with extreme graphics using his own neighborhood as the setting, his own neighbors as the players, Tobias had the most fun ever… until he found out the game was not just virtual, it was real.<\/p>\n

Creatures called Fearsome Foes descended from a huge alien ship over his neighborhood as part of the game, but in real life, an impenetrable invisible dome descended, keeping the neighborhood locked in his virtual game world until the game was complete. During the course of gameplay, the goal was to suck or be sucked, and Tobias watched freakish inflation, transformation, and even the defeat of some available players to use in his gameplay with nothing but amusement.<\/p>\n

But that was Spring Break, and after a long summer a new college semester is beginning, but unfortunately for most the pandemic has again taken hold and restrictions are on the rise, depressing nearly every one of the students that returns to campus… except Tobias.<\/p>\n

Where most see no hope of ever getting back to normal life, Tobias has no interest in normal life, not when a return to campus can be improved by a return to his favorite twisted game that forever changed his home life.<\/p>\n

There aren’t that many available players when Tobias starts up a new game of SINtendo SUCKER. The campus is following strict distancing, and some may find themselves outside the dome that once again descends as the Fearsome Foes come down to start their menacing efforts of sucking everyone into permanent transformational madness. But there’s more than enough to make his return to campus crazy fun, to start another year as crazy as the last, and to make sure this year doesn’t totally suck.<\/p>\n

Will a busty goth theater chick find herself morbidly inflated in deathly serious ways after the Fearsome Foes possess nearby male students? <\/p>\n

Will the smartest girl on campus become Tobias’ perfectly sized flesh toy, no thoughts in her head but something else definitely there?<\/p>\n

Will a sexy young French professor humiliate her husband trapped outside the dome as she corrupts her own body?<\/p>\n

Find out in the return to SINtendo September that proves, just because you’re living in a pandemic doesn’t mean everything has to suck, especially when you’re at the control of SINtendo SUCKERS.<\/p>\n

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Koming Next…<\/p>\n

Don’t fight over SINtendo…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

During Spring Break, Tobias returned home expecting normal in a crazy world. Unfortunately there was no normal, and the only hope seemed his brand new VR headset. At least it could offer an escape to a better world, and these days any world was better. Playing SINtendo SUCKER, Tobias was free to use his own … <\/p>\n

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