{"id":44197,"date":"2021-10-16T18:37:28","date_gmt":"2021-10-16T23:37:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=44197"},"modified":"2021-10-17T12:30:03","modified_gmt":"2021-10-17T17:30:03","slug":"you-need-to-talk-about-that-costume-at-hallowkreme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2021\/10\/16\/you-need-to-talk-about-that-costume-at-hallowkreme\/","title":{"rendered":"You need to talk about that costume at HallowKreme"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The WRONG Costume by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>
\nMorgan never questioned going along with his new frat tradition of being shoved in a closet naked and made to get dressed in his Halloween costume the night of a big party. He also never questioned his choice of the costume he ordered, a dressy Satan costume to impress and maybe get lucky with some coeds.<\/p>\n

But when Morgan gets dressed in the dark only to find himself a herself, wearing not a dressy Satan costume but a Santa dress, she is suddenly more than just enraged.<\/p>\n

Will calling the number Morgan bought the costume from get her back to a him, or will a certain Konversation forever change her soon to be very popular role in the fraternity?<\/p>\n

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Morgan is a member of a fraternity, and this Halloween he has a serious situation… because he is suddenly not a he after putting on the wrong costume in a closet.<\/p>\n

Trapped in the closet in the Alpha Lambda frat house, no easy way to escape and figure this stressful situation out, Morgan attempts to call the number where he ordered the costume from and that is when he happens to get a familiar talkative psychologist and counselor on the other line.<\/p>\n

While Morgan is clearly freaking out, everyone’s favorite Konversationalist is there to calm him, or rather her, down. And so begins the story of how Morgan ended up dressed as a Santa slut in the closet of a dorm full of horny guys who have no idea one of their own has somehow transformed into a very cute coed.<\/p>\n

When Morgan explains the tradition for all freshmen members to be shoved naked in a closet, tossed their costume, and told to get dressed, it at least starts to explain his dire situation. But when Morgan explains that he ordered a Satan costume and somehow got a Santa costume, but a Santa girl costume, there are only more questions.<\/p>\n

Just how did he not notice it was a girl’s costume when getting dressed, even if it was in the dark? And how did a freshman frat guy have a credit card to use in buying this costume? Does the fact he swiped the card from his mother have anything to do with the fact Morgan is now a she? Is there more to just a fluke chance that Morgan happened to dial a certain Konversational counselor’s phone number? <\/p>\n

It’s Halloween with the Kreme, and you better be careful what you wear because you may end up in way more than just The WRONG Costume!<\/p>\n

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That’s a weird website…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Morgan never questioned going along with his new frat tradition of being shoved in a closet naked and made to get dressed in his Halloween costume the night of a big party. He also never questioned his choice of the costume he ordered, a dressy Satan costume to impress and maybe get lucky with some … <\/p>\n

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