{"id":44227,"date":"2021-10-22T19:01:22","date_gmt":"2021-10-23T00:01:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=44227"},"modified":"2021-10-23T13:49:35","modified_gmt":"2021-10-23T18:49:35","slug":"watch-where-you-point-that-thing-at-hallowkreme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2021\/10\/22\/watch-where-you-point-that-thing-at-hallowkreme\/","title":{"rendered":"Watch where you point that thing at HallowKreme"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div id=\"attachment_44228\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Dumbstruck-cover.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-44228\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Dumbstruck-cover-210x300.jpg\" alt=\"Dumbstruck by Kris P. Kreme\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-44228\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Dumbstruck-cover-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Dumbstruck-cover-716x1024.jpg 716w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Dumbstruck-cover-768x1099.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Dumbstruck-cover-1074x1536.jpg 1074w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Dumbstruck-cover-457x654.jpg 457w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Dumbstruck-cover.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-44228\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Dumbstruck by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div><br \/>\nNolan is a nerd with a plan, to make sure he&#8217;s costumed and not recognized when he and the unpopular smart girls he plays D&#038;D with sneak into a party the cool kids are throwing. <\/p>\n<p>He only needs one last thing, a wizardy prop he can carry to distract in case anyone spots him. But when they find a wooden wand that might be the real thing at a cluttered convenience store everything changes.<\/p>\n<p>While the most obvious changes are to his fat friend Sophia and the skinny stick of a girl Kennedy, Nolan might be losing himself to his newfound power.<\/p>\n<p>Will he find the hottest girls ever in his two best friends, and will they be truly Dumbstruck by his sadistic power with the wand?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/1111287\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B09K5VJPFT\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Nolan has always been the nerd who never did anything fun, but he&#8217;s determined this one last year of high school is going to be different, and that&#8217;s why he has dragged his two D&#038;D friends, who happen to be girls but not the girls any guy ever looks twice at, to a small convenience store. <\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a big Halloween party the cool kids are having, and they are going to crash it, but since Nolan is easily recognizable as the loser the cool kids like to pick on, he knows he needs to be in costume. Already dressed as a wizard, he really needs something, a prop or something he can carry, to distract in case anyone looks too closely at him. The last thing Nolan wants is to miss out on the entire point of the party, possibly getting to hang out remotely close to some of the hot girls in school.<\/p>\n<p>Even though his friends Sophia and Kennedy don&#8217;t see the point of going to a party, they&#8217;re always around to help, but there might just be something in the cluttered, disorganized, picked through junk in the Halloween aisle that forever changes how helpful these girls will be to making Nolan&#8217;s nerdy fantasies come true.<\/p>\n<p>Looking among the mess for something wizardy, his fat friend Sophia spots something on the floor and when she points it out to Nolan, he sees that it&#8217;s a wizard wand. Picking it up, trying to find a price, Sophia mentions how it might be good for D&#038;D sometime too&#8230; and that is what quickly reveals that this wand may just somehow be an actual wizard&#8217;s wand.<\/p>\n<p>Playing around at the comment, Nolan gives the wand a little flick in Sophia&#8217;s direction and instantly he and Kennedy see the results as Sophia gasps and stumbles back, her fat belly shrinking inward, her hair growing longer, her jeans going loose.<\/p>\n<p>Shocked and wanting to see the wand, Kennedy doesn&#8217;t get a chance as Nolan inadvertently flicks it turning her direction, and the stick thin, stringy haired girl is instantly changed as her hair goes luxuriously soft and her skin turns beautifully blemish free, her figure improving.<\/p>\n<p>But just how much power does this wand have? Can it make his friends even hotter? And perhaps most important, what effect is it having on him using it? <\/p>\n<p>Nolan&#8217;s friends seem quicker than he is to pick up that each time the wand is used on them, it drains something of their minds, their intelligence, their brains&#8230; but is it possible it is draining what makes Nolan a harmless nerd?<\/p>\n<p>In the end, nerdy Nolan might not need a party to have two of the hottest girls in school his to do with as he pleases&#8230; because they may just be Dumbstruck by the power of this wizard&#8217;s wand.<\/p>\n<p>During Halloween with the Kreme you can be anything you want&#8230; or whatever the nerd holding the powerful wand decided to make of you.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/1111287\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B09K5VJPFT\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Koming Next&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Do they look alike?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nolan is a nerd with a plan, to make sure he&#8217;s costumed and not recognized when he and the unpopular smart girls he plays D&#038;D with sneak into a party the cool kids are throwing. He only needs one last thing, a wizardy prop he can carry to distract in case anyone spots him. But &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2021\/10\/22\/watch-where-you-point-that-thing-at-hallowkreme\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":44228,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[37,219,4],"tags":[69,220,63],"class_list":["post-44227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-hallowkreme","category-hallowkreme-2021","category-tales-from-the-kreme","tag-hallowkreme","tag-hallowkreme-2021","tag-tales-from-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Dumbstruck-cover.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-bvl","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":43421,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2020\/10\/01\/its-october-so-it-must-be-hallowkreme\/","url_meta":{"origin":44227,"position":0},"title":"It&#8217;s October so it must be HallowKreme&#8230;","author":"Kris P. 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