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Selfies from Kastle Kreme #57 – Bimbo Bombed: Milf Chocolate & Bimbo Bombed: Halloween Hijinks<\/p><\/div>
\nHalloween is the perfect time for Selfies\u2026 whether it\u2019s your costume or all the candy you got! Well this Halloween your favorite Kreme Keeper has a special double dose of Bimbos to enjoy. Enjoy everyone\u2019s favorite teacher who offers more than cookies this Halloween. Or take your game to the next level when the mother of all Halloween pranks gets out of hand.<\/p>\n

This Selfies includes:<\/p>\n

Bimbo Bombed: Milf Chocolate<\/strong> – Elena Mitchell is the favorite teacher of male students at Hope High School. However, as she discovers on her favorite night of the year, Halloween, clearly her popularity doesn’t extend to all their parents. Someone has Bimbo Bombed Elena, and if she gives away all her fresh baked chocolate chip cookies this year, she’ll be giving away a whole lot more of herself from that point on.<\/p>\n

Bimbo Bombed: Halloween Hijinks<\/strong> – Jonathan and Lance have always been competitive when it comes to most anything, gaming, pranking each other, and of course talking dirty about the other’s mother. Who will come out on top when Halloween Hijinks are happening? And who will just find themselves irreversibly fucked? It’s anyone’s guess as Bimbo Bombings are rarely predictable, but always perverse.<\/p>\n

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Halloween is the perfect time for Selfies\u2026 whether it\u2019s your costume or all the candy you got! Well this Halloween your favorite Kreme Keeper has a special double dose of Bimbos to enjoy. Enjoy everyone\u2019s favorite teacher who offers more than cookies this Halloween. Or take your game to the next level when the mother … <\/p>\n

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