{"id":44283,"date":"2021-11-13T18:37:06","date_gmt":"2021-11-14T00:37:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=44283"},"modified":"2021-11-14T12:46:58","modified_gmt":"2021-11-14T18:46:58","slug":"grab-some-hallowkreme-before-its-all-gone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2021\/11\/13\/grab-some-hallowkreme-before-its-all-gone\/","title":{"rendered":"Grab some HallowKreme before it&#8217;s all gone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div id=\"attachment_44284\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/TheGrabBag58-cover.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-44284\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/TheGrabBag58-cover-210x300.jpg\" alt=\"The Grab Bag #58 - Be Scareful What You Wish for &amp; Lorelei and the Locker of Lecherous Lust\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-44284\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/TheGrabBag58-cover-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/TheGrabBag58-cover-716x1024.jpg 716w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/TheGrabBag58-cover-768x1099.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/TheGrabBag58-cover-1074x1536.jpg 1074w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/TheGrabBag58-cover-457x654.jpg 457w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/TheGrabBag58-cover.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-44284\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Grab Bag #58 &#8211; Be Scareful What You Wish for &#038; Lorelei and the Locker of Lecherous Lust<\/p><\/div><br \/>\nHalloween never has to end, whether you get a special gift that keeps on giving or find yourself in a spooky new school. Dorothy and Dan just intended to go to a late night party, but after picking up a hitchhiking witch, Dorothy will become the party. And Lorelei was nervous about her first day in a new school, but there\u2019s more than secrets hidden inside her new locker. The supernatural fun never ends when you grab all you can from the Kreme this year!<\/p>\n<p>This Grab Bag includes:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Be Scareful what you Wish For:<\/strong> Dan would rather not drive out to the middle of nowhere at night for a Halloween Barn Bash, but his always socially obsessed, selfie loving girlfriend is hoping he&#8217;ll have some fun. After stopping to give a lift to a quirky girl dressed as a witch, she offers to thank them with a wish granting spell for each of them. But you should always Be SCAREful what you Wish For.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Lorelei and the Locker of Lecherous Lust:<\/strong> Transferring to a new school in October was never going to be easy, not when Lorelei had been popular and happy at her old school. Thanks to a friendly face among the almost frightened looking student body, Lorelei is told the tale of locker one-eleven, how a student named Jessa cursed it thirty years ago, cursed it to forever absorb pure lust, and cursed the school if that locker was opened.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/1115246\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Now On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B09LTBPXJS\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Halloween never has to end, whether you get a special gift that keeps on giving or find yourself in a spooky new school. Dorothy and Dan just intended to go to a late night party, but after picking up a hitchhiking witch, Dorothy will become the party. And Lorelei was nervous about her first day &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2021\/11\/13\/grab-some-hallowkreme-before-its-all-gone\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":44284,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[59,4],"tags":[61,63],"class_list":["post-44283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-grab-bag","category-tales-from-the-kreme","tag-grab-bag","tag-tales-from-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/TheGrabBag58-cover.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-bwf","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":45052,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2022\/11\/04\/grab-an-appetizer-before-the-kornucopia\/","url_meta":{"origin":44283,"position":0},"title":"Grab an appetizer before the Kornucopia","author":"Kris P. 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