{"id":44306,"date":"2021-11-21T18:30:11","date_gmt":"2021-11-22T00:30:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=44306"},"modified":"2021-11-22T17:28:15","modified_gmt":"2021-11-22T23:28:15","slug":"it-marks-anything-and-anyone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2021\/11\/21\/it-marks-anything-and-anyone\/","title":{"rendered":"It marks anything and anyone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div id=\"attachment_44307\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/MagicMarkers-cover.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-44307\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/MagicMarkers-cover-210x300.jpg\" alt=\"Magic Markers by Kris P. Kreme\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-44307\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/MagicMarkers-cover-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/MagicMarkers-cover-716x1024.jpg 716w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/MagicMarkers-cover-768x1099.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/MagicMarkers-cover-1074x1536.jpg 1074w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/MagicMarkers-cover-457x654.jpg 457w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/MagicMarkers-cover.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-44307\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Magic Markers by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div><br \/>\nMelanie returns to Higgins High for a community collection event, and this event may collect more than she ever meant to give.<\/p>\n<p>Once a nerd, Melanie meets up with one-time queen bitch of her high school class, Dana, as well as the class wallflower, Vicky. Small talk devolves and when bickering goes too far, Dana scribbles an insult on Melanie&#8217;s arm with magic markers they are tasked with collecting. But there may be real magic in these magic markers as Melanie&#8217;s body transforms to fit the insult.<\/p>\n<p>Lashing back and changing Dana, a battle of words takes new form, and so do the girls as they scribble on each other&#8217;s skin, forever changing and perverting their original selves.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/1116545\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B09MD9YSTX\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Melanie, Dana, and Vicky were never the ones destined to be friends, but a force they never imagined may bring their fates together and truly give new meaning to re-writing their lives.<\/p>\n<p>It has barely been a few years since the three very diverse individuals graduated from Higgins High. Now a community collection event for the less fortunate has brought the three alumni graduates back to serve. But these three rarely got along or spent much time with each other during high school and when they each end up at a table in their old school library putting together donated items into bags for the community collection drive, more than friendly disagreements may unravel. <\/p>\n<p>Melanie had always been the nerd, but not at all the typical unattractive nerd with big glasses. She was merely a loner who focused purely on her studies and had a strangely unique fascination with all things academic. She studied hard, got top grades, and had been away at college on a full scholarship when a visit home resulted in her mother suggesting she participate in the Higgins High charity collection event. And while she hadn&#8217;t planned on a trip down memory lane, having not seen some of the other students and staff working the event in several years, Melanie&#8217;s only real discomfort is wearing the dress she wore so that she&#8217;d look nice.<\/p>\n<p>Dana was always the popular pretty girl, but she was the worst kind in that she very well knew how pretty she was and often dressed just slutty enough to take advantage of it. Through high school she had been the queen at every dance, the face of popularity, the girl most guys wanted, even some of the teachers, and the girl every other girl secretly hated. And of the three students who return to help out, Dana is the only one who is not there by choice, a required community service for a shoplifting incident with some makeup.<\/p>\n<p>Vicky had always been the wallflower in high school. She was the girl no one noticed, no one remembered, even if she was at every game and most parties. Vicky was a pretty girl, but not too pretty, a name others knew but not one they could put a face to. She&#8217;s generally been the peacemaker and may find that task impossible when the bitchy Dana starts complaining and getting angry at the promising brilliant coed Melanie.<\/p>\n<p>At this community collection event, boxes of donated goods have been stacked throughout the school, and with the limited numbers of volunteers, teachers, students, everyone can feel free to spread out, working to take one item from each stacked box and place it in a large bag to be given out to those less fortunate in the community.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately all three very diverse girls have the same idea of avoiding others and finding a nice out of the way spot to do their volunteer work. Melanie isn&#8217;t wild about any unpleasant old memories being stirred up, Dana just wants to get this over with and not be seen or photographed lowering herself to participating in something like this, and Vicky just being the wallflower she is wants to blend in and go somewhere quiet.<\/p>\n<p> It&#8217;s shortly after they have started pulling out items and packing them at a lonely table in the old library that attempts at small talk reveal why these three never got along back in the day. Dana starts by being her bitchy self, complaining, calling the others names, and generally reminding Melanie why she doesn&#8217;t miss this old high school or any of the memories of going there. But what begins as unfriendly banter among diverse girls quickly takes an unexpected turn when Dana opens a pack of magic markers from among the items they are intended to be collecting into bags for others.<\/p>\n<p>In a moment of immature rage, Dana lashes out clearly jealous of Melanie&#8217;s looks being far too much nicer than they were in high school. She grabs the nerd&#8217;s arm and scribbles on it the words Melanie Melons. But when right after doing this Melanie&#8217;s dress begins to tighten and her breasts start to swell up, nearly ripping their way to freedom as they grow to the size of literal melons&#8230; hostility and an awkward situation has reached all new proportions.<\/p>\n<p>Amused by the shocking events, Dana never notices when Vicky strikes, scribbling something on the back of her shoulder&#8230; the words Fake Fucking Bitch. And as Melanie and Vicky watch, the slutty popular one-time queen of the school transforms into a mannequin version of herself. <\/p>\n<p>Confused and equally fascinated by the scientific impossibility that magic markers could somehow have real magic in them, Melanie grabs the marker and scribbles not a description but a need onto Vicky, curious to see what happens. And when the once wallflower girl suddenly has a serious craving for something thick and hard inside her mouth, it&#8217;s very clear that serving the community is no longer the main focus of any of the three.<\/p>\n<p>Will Melanie take her exploration of testing out the markers to an extreme she herself never returns from? Will Dana&#8217;s transformations leave her as popular as she always was but very much less real and more artificial? And will anyone ever ignore or overlook Vicky again?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a fight like you&#8217;ve never seen before, where magic markers are brandished as weapons and the magic is very much real. But can anyone really control this magic and will Melanie no longer be smart enough to handle them, but plenty smart enough to handle a man who wants every inch of her body?<\/p>\n<p>Prepare for the real power of words scribbled on pretty skin, and witness as everything inside that skin changes forever!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/1116545\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B09MD9YSTX\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Melanie returns to Higgins High for a community collection event, and this event may collect more than she ever meant to give. Once a nerd, Melanie meets up with one-time queen bitch of her high school class, Dana, as well as the class wallflower, Vicky. Small talk devolves and when bickering goes too far, Dana &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2021\/11\/21\/it-marks-anything-and-anyone\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":44307,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[27,4],"tags":[68,63],"class_list":["post-44306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-kustom-kollection","category-tales-from-the-kreme","tag-kustom-kollection","tag-tales-from-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/MagicMarkers-cover.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-bwC","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":42644,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2019\/08\/14\/the-chaos-takes-another-serve\/","url_meta":{"origin":44306,"position":0},"title":"The Chaos takes another serve","author":"Kris P. 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