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\"Crazy<\/a>

Crazy about Inflatables by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

On the first day of Krismas, Aubrey just wanted to decorate her yard with all the inflatables she is known for. But storm damage ruined the old ones and supply chain woes are making replacing them impossible.<\/p>\n

Can her neighbor, Tanner, who found an old machine called The Inflatomaster 3000 in his dad’s workshop, save the day?<\/p>\n

Or will the creative desperate Aubrey find her frustrations reaching a whole new level as an accident leaves her facing the possibility of becoming the very thing she was always crazy about.<\/p>\n

A new Krismas has arrived, but don’t fill up too quickly on all the Kremey goodness.<\/p>\n

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Get your kreatively kremey decorations out, it’s the 12 Days of Krismas again! It’s that magical time of the year when naughty boys and girls feel more than just the spirit, and on day one, it’s time to decorate the yard.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately for Aubrey, a recent college graduate who takes pride in always having the most festive yard full of inflatables, she’s feeling nothing of the spirit and in quite a funk over the fact all her old inflatables got ruined by storm damage during the past year.<\/p>\n

Even worse, thanks to a global supply chain crisis, none of the replacements she has ordered are even close to arriving, and there’s no changing that. So Aubrey definitely is feeling distressed when her neighbor Tanner stops to ask if things are okay.<\/p>\n

Like Aubrey, Tanner is another younger person whose parents upon retiring handed him the deed to their home and as he talks with Aubrey an idea occurs, a way he can help the cute neighbor girl with an obsession for inflatables.<\/p>\n

That’s how Tanner ends up showing Aubrey a piece of equipment he found in his dad’s workshop. Tanner’s dad was always working on one project or another, and one time he made his own hot-air balloon inflatable display. He made it himself and used something called The Inflatomaster 3000, a big red machine with red and blue hoses coming off it. Apparently the Inflatomaster could simultaneously inflate and seal a wide range of materials with either hot or cold air depending on the hose used.<\/p>\n

Since Aubrey has always been creative, and she’s desperate to do something other than pacing around complaining on the phone about shipping issues, she’s eager to check out this machine even if Tanner has never flipped the thing on, just noticed what it was and that it was in good shape.<\/p>\n

So as Tanner heads out to help some buddies move, Aubrey heads into his garage to see if she can figure out how The Inflatomaster 3000 operates, assuming she can reuse some of the damaged material from her old inflatables to create all new ones, saving Christmas and once again having a festive yard all the neighborhood will enjoy.<\/p>\n

But without instructions, figuring how the complicated looking professional machine works will take some thought and a little trial and error. Figuring out that the blue hose blows cold air, the red hose hot air, and that both when attached to a vinyl or similar material will lock in, seal, and inflate within the material itself quite impressively has Aubrey excited, a renewed hope she will be able to get creative with her inflatables like never before.<\/p>\n

But what will happen when an accident results in those two powered hoses latching onto Aubrey’s chest, and even more important, can Aubrey safely turn the machine off before something far worse happens?<\/p>\n

She was always Crazy about Inflatables, but this year… Aubrey might just become one.<\/p>\n

Krismas begins, but don’t go too crazy just yet!<\/p>\n

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Next in Krismas…<\/p>\n

SINtendo improves everything…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

On the first day of Krismas, Aubrey just wanted to decorate her yard with all the inflatables she is known for. But storm damage ruined the old ones and supply chain woes are making replacing them impossible. Can her neighbor, Tanner, who found an old machine called The Inflatomaster 3000 in his dad’s workshop, save … <\/p>\n

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