{"id":44353,"date":"2021-12-10T19:41:31","date_gmt":"2021-12-11T01:41:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=44353"},"modified":"2021-12-11T13:53:56","modified_gmt":"2021-12-11T19:53:56","slug":"krismas-has-an-odd-sense-of-style","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2021\/12\/10\/krismas-has-an-odd-sense-of-style\/","title":{"rendered":"Krismas has an odd sense of style"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The Happy Bear Holiday Headband by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>
\nOn the fourth day of Krismas, plotting to turn his wife into a busty sex toy might just backfire on Owen.<\/p>\n

Owen was thrilled when he married Elise, a beautiful busty blonde… but he was somewhat disappointed to find a complete lack of expected bimbo behavior, the stereotypes totally wrong about a woman who looks like his wife.<\/p>\n

When he found out just how twisted and warped a Trance-tory product which was banned from sales really is, controlling someone mentally and physically, he had to have it. And now it has arrived, but when his mailbox explodes in a prank by the stoner idiots next door, his most wanted gift may soon end up in the wrong hands.<\/p>\n

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Owen isn’t hoping for a lot this holiday season… only to turn his smart beautiful wife Elise into a busty bimbo he can use whenever he likes as his own personal fuck toy. And thanks to the innovation and perversity of a company called Trance-tory, he’s going to make that hope a reality… just as soon as he goes and gets his mail.<\/p>\n

Months ago, Owen ordered something he read about on the darkest corners of the internet, a product just perfect for what he wanted to change about his beautiful blonde wife, Elise. When they married and she was locked in as his, he thought as most guys might that he’d won the lottery. Unfortunately the rumors about busty blondes being dumb was just a rumor. <\/p>\n

Elise is brilliantly intelligent, even handling all the finances effortlessly. She’s also dreadfully dull in the bedroom, which is something Owen intends to change for Christmas… a gift to himself, disguised in a silly looking gift for his lovely wife.<\/p>\n

And today is the day it has arrived, The Happy Bear Holiday Headband from Trance-tory, a product so dangerous it has been widely banned, leading to the several months shipping time it took to get halfway across the world. Normally a trip to the mailbox would be the least dangerous part of Owen’s day… but in this neighborhood, Owen has learned to never count on a moment’s peace.<\/p>\n

As his mailbox explodes to little bits right in front of him, burned bits of mail going everywhere, he faces the two biggest idiots everyone has learned to deal with, everyone at least besides their parents. Tucker and Lane are college age brothers from next door, and the stoned idiots can’t stop coming up with ways to destroy Owen’s property one piece at a time. And while they never seem to intend such destruction, Owen constantly finds himself on the receiving end of it.<\/p>\n

Fortunately it seems, as he and the boys survey the damage, his mail is mostly okay, and the package most importantly seems fully fine, no damage to the box as Owen walks off inside, demanding that Tucker and Lane clean up the mess. He’ll deal with them later… after all, today Owen thinks is the day his brainy wife gets her brains fucked out. <\/p>\n

Inside he hides what he has from Elise, pretending it’s merely a present for her, and Owen can’t stop imagining all the fun he can have with her hot body once he fully controls it. The Happy Bear Holiday Headband was originally intended to put a happy spirit in the wearer, tiny electrically charged wires woven into the band interacting with the scalp of the wearer and enhancing their mood. According to the dark parts of the web, it actually goes much further, essentially controlling the wearer, able to change much more than their mood, even offering physical changes. <\/p>\n

Owen doesn’t plan on doing all that much, just turning his wife into a busty slut he can treat like a doll and fuck the stresses of his day away inside. What more would a husband want?<\/p>\n

But what will happen when Elise puts on the quirky cute little headband and nothing happens? Even worse, what will happen when unknown to poor Owen, a remote for the headband was sent in a separate little box… a box Tucker and Lane happened to find hidden in the bushes while cleaning up the explosive mailbox mess?<\/p>\n

Krismas may be cumming, but who is it cumming for? Don’t you just hate it when someone else ends up playing with that special gift you’d most been looking forward to?<\/p>\n

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Next in Krismas…<\/p>\n

Is that all you want for Krismas?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

On the fourth day of Krismas, plotting to turn his wife into a busty sex toy might just backfire on Owen. Owen was thrilled when he married Elise, a beautiful busty blonde… but he was somewhat disappointed to find a complete lack of expected bimbo behavior, the stereotypes totally wrong about a woman who looks … <\/p>\n

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