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\"Selfies<\/a>

Selfies from Kastle Kreme #58 – Cum-E-Bears & Bimbo Bon-Bombed by Kris P. Kreme<\/p><\/div>\n

Krismas is the time of year when Selfies gets selfless and give until it hurts. Take the special e-card Jessica gets from her father\u2026 because that e-card definitely is taking her. Or take the tale of Laura who hated thinking about the season, until she stopped thinking at all.<\/p>\n

This Selfies includes:<\/p>\n

Cum-E-Bears<\/strong> – After hackers alter a wildly new popular technology site selling E-Bears, two college girls will never be the same. Offering virtual screen jumping minute long e-card experiences with happy little animated bears, E-Bears are revolutionary fun… at least if you’re over twenty-one.<\/p>\n

Bimbo Bon-Bombed<\/strong> – Laura is bitchy and frigid, but she couldn’t care less, just as she couldn’t care less about the sappy happy holidays mentality all her neighbors have. She’s smart, fierce, and above everyone she ever met, but this year she’s getting an unexpected gift, a package left on her doorstep.<\/p>\n

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Find it on Smashwords now!<\/a><\/p>\n

Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Krismas is the time of year when Selfies gets selfless and give until it hurts. Take the special e-card Jessica gets from her father\u2026 because that e-card definitely is taking her. Or take the tale of Laura who hated thinking about the season, until she stopped thinking at all. This Selfies includes: Cum-E-Bears – After … <\/p>\n

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