{"id":44408,"date":"2021-12-30T23:34:56","date_gmt":"2021-12-31T05:34:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/?p=44408"},"modified":"2022-01-02T17:14:05","modified_gmt":"2022-01-02T23:14:05","slug":"a-last-grab-at-krismas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2021\/12\/30\/a-last-grab-at-krismas\/","title":{"rendered":"A last Grab at Krismas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div id=\"attachment_44409\" style=\"width: 210px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/TheGrabBag59-cover.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-44409\" src=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/TheGrabBag59-cover-210x300.jpg\" alt=\"The Grab Bag #59 - Dreaming of a White Christmas &amp; Santa\u2019s Stuff by Kris P, Kreme\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-44409\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/TheGrabBag59-cover-210x300.jpg 210w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/TheGrabBag59-cover-716x1024.jpg 716w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/TheGrabBag59-cover-768x1099.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/TheGrabBag59-cover-1074x1536.jpg 1074w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/TheGrabBag59-cover-457x654.jpg 457w, https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/TheGrabBag59-cover.jpg 1400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-44409\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Grab Bag #59 &#8211; Dreaming of a White Christmas &#038; Santa\u2019s Stuff by Kris P, Kreme<\/p><\/div><br \/>\nIt\u2019s that special time of the year again, when you better be good at being naughty. So grab up some Krismas cheer and pay attention to your dreams because they may cum true. Then take a visit to Santa and grab the Stuff you really want this year!<\/p>\n<p>This Grab Bag includes:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dreaming of a White Christmas<\/strong> &#8211; As Christmas nears, Josephine finds herself suffering the same dream over and over again each and every night, but is she really suffering? The dream is vague, taking place she believes on Christmas morning, her face up, white raining down on her, but is this really snow? Find out when Josephine does, as her dreams might just come true in a way she never could have expected.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Santa\u2019s Stuff<\/strong> &#8211; Lance probably never expected the sweet church girl he married seven months ago to have quite so healthy a fantasy life. There&#8217;s plenty of stores out there offering plenty of stuff this Christmas&#8230; but Debbie definitely will be feeling the stuffing at a store called Santa&#8217;s Stuff.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smashwords.com\/books\/view\/1124131\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Now On Smashwords!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B09PHG71T4\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Now On Amazon!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s that special time of the year again, when you better be good at being naughty. So grab up some Krismas cheer and pay attention to your dreams because they may cum true. Then take a visit to Santa and grab the Stuff you really want this year! This Grab Bag includes: Dreaming of a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2021\/12\/30\/a-last-grab-at-krismas\/\">Continue reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":44409,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"A last Grab at Krismas","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[59,4],"tags":[61,63],"class_list":["post-44408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-grab-bag","category-tales-from-the-kreme","tag-grab-bag","tag-tales-from-the-kreme","item-wrap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/TheGrabBag59-cover.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2iXk7-byg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":42959,"url":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/2019\/12\/31\/theres-always-a-grab-bag-around-krismas\/","url_meta":{"origin":44408,"position":0},"title":"There&#8217;s always a Grab Bag around Krismas","author":"Kris P. 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Kreme","date":"December 3, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Almost time to stuff those stockings again and if you\u2019re naughty enough maybe you\u2019ll get a visit from Kris P. Kringle. Until then grab a pair of tempting tales sure to warm up those cold nights. Naughty Elves and Twinkle Lights start the holiday out right! \u00a0 Now On Smashwords!\u2026","rel":"","context":"","block_context":{"text":"Grab Bag","link":"https:\/\/www.talesfromthekreme.com\/tales\/category\/grab-bag\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"The Grab Bag #15 - The Naughty Elves & Twinkle Lights by Kris P. 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